Pictures, Footage Indicate Global Zombie Outbreak Is Underway

MyHappyDogShiner
My Dad asked me why I don't just buy an I-Phone instead of using a notebook/laptop. I replied that the screen was too damned small, and they cost too much. I hate phones as much as I hate driving, but the internet is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

There is a zombie outbreak though, unfortunately those zombies are frequently behind the wheel.

I drive for a living and it is truly shocking how many people, mostly but not limited to women, that will be texting while driving, even on the motorway's. I see it EVERY DAY.

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I ride a bicycle a lot, one day I pulled up to a red light next to a guy, he was talking on his phone, drinking coffee, smoking a cigarette, watching a TV on his visor, and driving a manual transmission car.

I got off my bike, picked it up and got onto the sidewalk until he left.

Seriously.

Zombies.

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The latest and greatest technology, that's what turns people on these days.

Staroth
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The latest and greatest technology, that's what turns people on these days.

At least until the power gets turned off.

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I though Steve Job's changed his name and had his death set up!


Anyway you are right about the lack of commuication today. Now they have gotten away with not
using words too!

Words with out eye contact mean nothing, sure I call a friend before I go over.............On a land line!
Spend time there and go home.

Knowing I have some good face to face, seeing Emotion and just sometime's a fart hear and a barf there.

Shuye
Haha that was really funny, i'm starting to realize zombies are not some half-dead blood sucking brainless parasites but as Mckenna described them, half-baked morons consuming all this trash that is being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world.

In that case, there's definitely a zombie apocalypse already underway.

Now you got the hidden idea!
Now add no feeling's, though's, nor drive and Bingo!

Do the one day challange and see how they change us to Slaves!
Some are catching on to this fact.
Buy, buy, buy!
This will make
You Happy!

Can out-do your
Friend's today
If only you
buy buy buy

Feeling's are't real
buy our Pill's
Pill's for
Everything today
That make's
You ill

Sleep
my children
Not knowing
Who you
ARE!


Sorry. Zombie mind wave's of pain there or did I just see/hear this on TV somehow?
Netflix is not safe anymore!

OneManArmy

Staroth
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The latest and greatest technology, that's what turns people on these days.

At least until the power gets turned off.

Now that Would be the Greatest Thing ever! At least for like a year or so. No Elect whatsoever!
People would start waking up; Opp's.
After the raving mad Crazy's go what do I do now?

Here's an Idea, try eating your cell phone, heard you could hit it with another one and start a fire
though.


Turn me on? How? My cell phone can't touch another cell phone and have baby's now could it?
Or give some one a high 5, pat on the back, hug's and straight talk could it?
Sure in the hell will not clean my house, mow my lawn, cook anything, feed the kids, work for me
at my job, pay the bill's, and make me happy either.

So why have technology if all it does is distroy?

Mindless consumers make me sick to my stomach, on a side note though even I am impressed with that phoneblocks thing another user posted, what a great idea, still wont buy it though, i just mean it's a great idea for they idiots that cue outside shops to buy the same phone for £500 every year.