posted on Sep, 5 2013 @ 04:09 AM
Right on. I'll see your Ineresting Website, and raise you a dirty joke... Superman is flying along, over a beach, when he sees WonderWoman lying nude
on her back on the beach. He thinks to himself, I wonder if I could fly down there real fast and "make out with her" real quick and then fly away in
the blink of an eye... Hey, I'm effin Superman, so you KNOW I can! >
So he flies down there, makes out with her real quick and flies away in the
blink of an eye. "WTF was that?" Asked Wonder Woman. "I don't know but my butt hurts pretty bad all the sudden" replied The Invisible
Man.
No but seriously though...Cool Website!
The first one I noticed was an article called "Earth is smoother than a snooker ball" I think it was
snooker. It's a UK site and we play pool in the US, not snooker, but it was one of those weird UK sports like snooker, um the one with the big wooden
hammers where you hit that croquet ball through the little- wait that's it- Croquet! And then there's the one that's like baseball but with a
flattened bat, oh that's cricket! Then there's the one where old ladies make afghan blankets.. oh yeah, that's crochet! Then there's the guy who
killed a bear at the age of 3... davey CROCKETT. Then the thing they use to get into space... Come on... You got this... Shuttle? Lunar Lander? Oh,
no, I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was Rocket. That's 400 points the Johnson family can steal if they get this next category right... And
I thought to myself, you know what? (i havent read the article yet so I am just speculating at this point) I bet if you took a pool ball and enlarged
it to the size of the Earth, then by that comparison, Earth may very well be the smoother