Have you received more money, blood, or power than me?

Originally posted by mikegrouchy

Originally posted by boymonkey74
Isn't one of the commandments "You shall not covet" so why break it?

You playing the lawyer with me?!

You defining words for me!

Did I lay the fortress around our hearts,
am I the one who surrounded each us with minefields
so that we are scared to do anything but seek professional help?

Mike

I didn't read the rant but by posting STING you are an auto-douchebag.

Originally posted by The GUT
If Charlie Daniels don't work then try them Soggy Bottom Boys, MG. Usually works for me. Ticks off the neighbors some when I crank it up and "sing" to it though.

Great song!

But I'm not out of sorts,
or off balance in any way.

I am the Flaming Lotus,
that legendary Buddhist Warrior state
where the body is on fire,
but a cool breeze blows through the soul.


Love of vengeance,
Justice, and wrath.



I feel love.


Mike

Originally posted by gotya


I didn't read the rant but by posting STING you are an auto-douchebag.

If by douche
you mean I leave the lovers in my life
feeling younger, clean, and fresh,
then yes....
guilty as charged.


NOW TO BATTLE!

Mike

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Here you go Mike, have a snickers and check this out ...

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I was only playing. You seem cool.

(i hope u feel better - take it easy.)

To our soulmate, Mercy. We miss you dearly. We long for thy embrace...as our shoes fill up with water...



...she's the tear that hangs inside our souls forever...

Originally posted by Timely
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Here you go Mike, have a snickers and check this out ...

Thanks,
a classic.

I Read "I Robot" at the age of nine,
was so impressed I wrote Isaac Asimov a letter
saying I thought he was smart,
that my teachers had explained how they eye works, and the ear,
but could he explain how the nose works.

He wrote me back, saying I should "use the library."

I figured out after years of research
that no one in 1975 knew how the nose worked,
and that it is a new field of study involving electrical signals in the brain.

Basically a tiny particle falls in between two exposed nerves in the sinus
and a current is conducted across the particle.

The distortion in the signal is read, by the brain, as smell.

AND I CAN SMELL THE DARK DECEPTIONS ABOUT MERCY, BLOOD, AND MONEY.


Mike

With no static at all.

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How awesome Mike ! ( a thesis would have been better though ! )

Is the letter framed, in pride of place ?

Remember at the end of WW2
the survivors of the concentration camps
were so starved they looked like walking skeletons?

The soldiers started to feed them
and it felt so good to the survivors they began to over eat
and the doctors had to make them stop, or they would eat themselves to death?

Well...

We have been starved of a decent income for so long
we behave the same way.
Look at the stats on lottery winners and how they
are much worse off ten years later.

This way the wealthy can say to each other
"See. You can't give them money look what they do with it."

While denying that they are the ones who starved
us into this state in the first place.

WHERE IS THE GODDAMN MERCY!


Burn

Originally posted by Timely
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How awesome Mike ! ( a thesis would have been better though !

)

Is the letter framed, in pride of place ?

It's stored with the Mom Archives,
she e-mailed me that scan of it.

She even has a Millennium Falcon I made from
cut and glued paper in 6th grade.

Man... the stuff she keeps.


Mike

My dad was born without a sense of smell. How egotistical of Asimov. I say he's a guilty party in the sense of this thread. However, it is cool as heck that he wrote you back!!



Goodnight. Finally. Had a lot o' smashing good fun hating the devil and soulless corporate a-holes haha.

Let's do it again sometimes shall we? I think, in light of Asimov, this thread topic, and my pop's lack of a sense of smell----this song is a fitting "last call" for ol' Gut.

Originally posted by The GUT
My dad was born without a sense of smell. How egotistical of Asimov. I say he's a guilty party in the sense of this thread. However, it is cool as heck that he wrote you back!!

By writing me back,
he effectively shared power with me.

Enough for a pardon in his case, me thinks.



Skynyrd, great song.

Nite.


Mike

Originally posted by mikegrouchy

Originally posted by Timely
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How awesome Mike ! ( a thesis would have been better though !

)

Is the letter framed, in pride of place ?

It's stored with the Mom Archives,
she e-mailed me that scan of it.

She even has a Millennium Falcon I made from
cut and glued paper in 6th grade.

Man... the stuff she keeps.

Mike

The "Mom" archives are GOLD !
Unfortunately, siblings can and do - muddy the waters...

I am currently holding for ransom ...

One early ( second gen.) Batmobile + Trailer + Batboat !

In return I am demanding early Airfix dioramas ( plastic ) as well as -

Diecast field artillery. Spring driven - similar caliber to the Batlauncher plastic projectiles.

And hand-painted troops from various WW2 theaters,

Ahh... Brothers !

35 years later

The standoff continues . . ,

:hey

If I was angry at everyone that had more than me, I'd have a lot of enemies, lol. Only the homeless ones woudl be my friends, as I have more than them!

Not sure what you're drinking, but I want some!

Originally posted by mikegrouchy

Originally posted by boymonkey74
Isn't one of the commandments "You shall not covet" so why break it?

You playing the lawyer with me?!

You defining words for me!

Did I lay the fortress around our hearts,
am I the one who surrounded each us with minefields
so that we are scared to do anything but seek professional help?

Mike

You're very funny!

Originally posted by NewAgeMan

You're very funny!

Thank you,
thank you,
and don't forget to tip your servers.


Mike


Meanwhile
they work us to shreds,
and then discard us to neglect.

Originally posted by littled16
Not sure what you're drinking, but I want some!

Well shoot,
pop another bottle!

Cause we fixin a shut em down!


Mike

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The bastards! You have every right to be grouchy, but didn't you say something about mercy too?

After holding their feet to the fire for a little while...

Last night I dreamt about Dick Cheney, and how George Bush was just a witness or something like that, it was creepy because Dick Cheney is about the only person in the world that I haven't forgiven and to top it all off he recently got a brand spanking new heart. He was dying and now he lives again strong as a horse - he's got someone's blood, someone's kind heart beating in his chest!