A message from an NSAhole

Long time listener.

Always have enjoyed this assignment, all of you are a delightful mix of insight and insantity.

Truely the human condition.

Please go about your buisness as if no one is watching.

Prove it. I can claim to be James Bond, doesn't mean I am.

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Welcome to ATS, and I always wanted to tell the NSA that if they are looking for trouble from me ever, I'll be happy to take them on, but only 2 at a time.. Seriously They could always choose to hire me instead, and save themselves incredible embarrassment.

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If that's you Bernie, you're getting lazy.

If not...We have a new one!

Peace

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Welcome to ATS!

*goes back into hiding*

pffft

this is just one of the honeypots

you have no idea of what we talk about, and where the real conversations occur

Originally posted by jude11
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If that's you Bernie, you're getting lazy.

If not...We have a new one!

Peace

If it's Bernard he is up early,I thought teenagers slept until lunchtime in the school holidays!
Welcome anyway o.p. look forward to the lols.

Well, Welcome to ATS



I love meeting Government people. They are so amusing.

I lost a couple of important files from my hard drive...you think you can get in the database and send it back to me? Thanks in advance.

Oh yah welcome..

Originally posted by NSAHole
Long time listener.

Always have enjoyed this assignment, all of you are a delightful mix of insight and insantity.

Truely the human condition.

Please go about your buisness as if no one is watching.

edit on 26-7-2013 by NSAHole because: national security

welcome friend,

I ain't so experienced myself. Just had a few.(joke)

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Hey you know that stuff I said earlier. The secret I told those guys about the thing? You know that was a joke right?

Welcome, see you around.

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All NSA secrets are revelant to compliance (just ask the House).

But yes. And it was funny. I don't know about "joke", but still, that was funny.

Good morning Bernie! You forgot the background story with irrelevant bits of details like your 'usual' short stories begin. I too noticed that yesterday and today, your schedule changed. New job? Swing shift? Your significant other supports you and she has a new shift? Anyway, looking forward to the 'usual' imaginative short tale or do you have writer's block?

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Who is Bernie?

Sounds like quite the popular member.

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I reckon you know ... and I know that you know that I know and so on ... but just in case I'm wrong about you knowing that I know about you know what ... the answer is "YES" - he's our morning coffee.

All your conversations are belong to us.

Welcome--

This is the second time in as many threads that I am just completely lost!

What is it that you know that I know because I feel like I don't know anything anymore.

Welcome Back Snowden........

Given the vast numbers of lurkers to this site, we are used to being watched. We hardly know how to post without someone breathing down our necks Now it is your turn to see...... Welcome.