Why no one should mess with the Ocean.

Honest to dog I checked If said has been posted...If so ,I swear I won't apologize.
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Link didn't work but I found it, checking out now.
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edit: Some really cool pictures there, I know this fish has been posted here on ATS but I think it's fascinating.

Barreleye fishie!


Oooh shinies!

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I think I fixed it....Me numb skull.

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I liked the shark biting one the best...I wish I knew how to do that.

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yeah the goblin shark is a creeper!

Just blindly biting things lol

If you want to know how I am posting images, just hit quote and it'll show you the code for it, and you can interchange the link to whichever picture you want. its the ats and /ats brackets.

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Here are starfish ravaging a whale carcass. Remember when starfish were cute? Me neither.

What I’m getting at is this: Nearly everything has teeth.

"Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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I bet it would devour a cob of corn.

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Someone needs to stick their finger in there.

Originally posted by SarnholeOntarable

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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I bet it would devour a cob of corn.

the whole turkey more like it
raw

Originally posted by Lysergic
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Someone needs to stick their finger in there.

you [shall be eaten] first!

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I'm still here and I approve your retaliation

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Be careful man! I don't look like much on the surface, but I'm deep!

My faith has been informed by the Sufi mystics. In their poems, they present the idea of God as an ocean, and each of us is but a drop that has broken away on the crest of a wave, thinking for time that its something distinct from God. So the destiny of you and me, these little drops, must in the end be to return to that vast ocean of Godness from whence we came, to lose ourselves in something much larger than what we currently think of as ourselves.

So watch out SarnholeOntarable, the deep black in me, at the lowest level of myself, beneath my dreams, is also the deep black in you.

Peace!

Yeah, now I only hate the ocean 10 times more.

The HELL is a god damned Barreleye.. I mean, it's not got huge teeth, but it just scares the crap out of me like no other sort of mad creature. Transparent head with eyes the point upwards.. to see the silhouette of things above it.

Damn thing should be called the BrownTrouser fish.

First off... I literally LOL several times reading that, so thanks.

Second... WTH? I knew I hated the ocean for a reason. Now I can have nightmares where this...............



will float soullessly just behind my eyelids for at least a week. You shan't get a thanks for that. Can't you just hear them moaning as you stare into their vacant eyes?