A Night At The Bar

A night at the Bar



The night is young

I dress in my best

I'm yearning for three things

Wine, Women, and Sex



I pop open a bottle

(To get my pre-game on)

Eager to drink

To get these work thoughts of mine gone



One more drink

That should calm all of my nerves

But I must make haste

So I can meet a pretty lady with some beautiful curves



Another drink down

And now I'm feeling great

Another empty bottle

That's something I hate



Drink after drink

My confidence gets better

Now I can go out

And be a pimpin go getter



I turn out the lights

Walk to my door

Heading to the bar

So I can try and score



I reach for the phone

Use the light to guide my way

I get to my car

And become speachless as what to say



My tire is flat

No spare is near

oh... screw it I say

I'll just grab another beer



Another drink another drink

I must be missing out

But I'll turn on some music

So I don't sit and pout



Ive come to the terms

That I'm stuck here tonight

Not a single woman near me

This cannot be right



I’m frustrated and mad

But I realize I'll stay calm

Because I have my best girl tonight

Her name is Rosey Palm

miss titled but funny...

Originally posted by abeverage
miss titled but funny...

true.