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Originally posted by Night Star
Oh, is this the thread where the guys can come and fart and burp and drink beer?
Originally posted by Darkblade71
Allow me to introduce you to the one car I LOVED.
It was my first car, and only muscle car. To this day, I have not owned anything as powerful or as fun. It loved dirt roads, squawked the tires, did awesome burn outs and is still a legend in this man's mind.
A 1976 FireBird Formula 400
(this is not my car but as close to it as I could find.)
Mine was silver with orange pin stripes.
*admires the pool of oil on the floor*
I almost wanted to duck for that video of yours Cody
Sexy sounds for sure!
edit on 24-5-2013 by Darkblade71 because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by Night Star
Oh, is this the thread where the guys can come and fart and burp and drink beer?
Originally posted by asala
Ah well im a women but i do love a good car
The sounds of a skyline just always makes me happy!
Originally posted by luciddream
I love my car, can't say the same thing to the other poor cars in my households.
Ill leave these pictures say it..
Originally posted by TheDoctor46
reply to post by Night Star
I dont burp or fart. Im like our queen!
oh ok then maybe she does .....
Originally posted by Night Star
Oh, is this the thread where the guys can come and fart and burp and drink beer?
Let's get one thing straight, this website is for men. Real men. Sure, it's fine if the ladies want to read along, but Just a Guy Thing is for and about, well, guys.
So it's about time we laid down some rules. The Man Rules. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Crying is blackmail.
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1. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the?other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. And if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, hockey or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
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Thank you for reading this.? Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.? But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.