This world sucks today.

Hello ATS,

I’m mad, at the world.

I’m pissed off because I didn’t win the Powerball! The idiot who sold me the ticket said I would win but when I didn’t win I returned my ticket and he wouldn’t refund my two dollars. (Lawsuit!)

I bitched earlier about something and the mods removed my post. I’m not very happy about that nonsense.

My girlfriend is just bitchy tonight; she won’t come over so I have to sleep alone.

I’m just in a pissy mood so I hope you guys can cheer me up. Do you have any jokes or funny stories? Even a ghost story will do the trick.

I still have to check my 6/49's....If I win you win

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I hope you win!

reply to post by billy565


your girlfriend probably doesn't want to come over because you whine about trivial shnip.

reply to post by DocHolidaze
I think you nailed it.

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That isn't very nice.



wth? no stories?

reply to post by SarnholeOntarable


What's going on with those tickets? Did we win?

A masochist called his sadist friend:
- Hi, please come over and spank me tonight!

"No", said the sadist.

Originally posted by Nevertheless
A masochist called his sadist friend:
- Hi, please come over and spank me tonight!

"No", said the sadist.

It's gonna be a long night.

reply to post by billy565
I promise I will win...we will all win....sometimes'

Jokes, huh?
How do you make a dead baby float?

These always cheer me up





Cody

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Hey billy. Hows it going. So if he wins and shares his winnings with you, You gonna share with me?

reply to post by billy565


guess its a bad time to mention you have a cool hand for an avatar......

yeah i have to admit that, fakeness everywhere and lies,, generally people!