What's the thing I can't figure about women?

It's a shocker that I will have a weekend to myself,.

While those take credit for my work.

I love my job.

Here come my weekend days.



Living it up after a year....

reply to post by mideast


I knew what you meant bud. Im just weird.

reply to post by Wide-Eyes


I just felt the need to throw that out there.

it's all in what you've seen and learned through your life to that point man ..

these hoes dont have all men in them, just the one or few or many theyre actively seeing and talking to at that moment, and out of those, some grow and some die, until one sprouts soto speak. but even then, mutliple dudes could sprout lolz ..

Originally posted by Manhater
It's a shocker that I will have a weekend to myself,.

While those take credit for my work.

I love my job.

Here come my weekend days.

Living it up after a year....

Bummer..

So much for my weekend.

I just called into work



If anyone says there's a "GOD"..

I'm going to slap them silly.

reply to post by Angle


Women like to laugh. Well, most humans do. So you could build on this wry, yet vulnerable sense of humor you've got going here.

reply to post by zonetripper2065


i second that, its nice to see your avatar, its been a while, for some reason it always makes me laugh.

at least an





Hehe, this might even be better than yoga?!! Or is this yoga?




eh, now it s*cks..

wha effeueueueueuh

If you really want to understand women, what better source of wisdom than Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers (The automotive experts on National Public Radio.) Here are some golden nuggets (and if they aren't enough, I have other sources, just ask):

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

www.cartalk.com...

Remember, I'm here to help.

I was with the same woman for 30 years. I liked her very much.... even be4 the first date. On the first date I took her on my boss's house boat.

My boss had come up to me during work and asked me if Julie and I would like to see a concert from the water blah... blah...

I said, I understand rubber band, your the boss apple sauce...

If you want to read more let me know.

It was a most amazing evning (night)..

reply to post by Perhaps


Wow. I think it must be mutual, Perhaps. I'm completely confused by your post!

You want to get the low down on the ladies? Read the book "The Female Brain."
It was an eye-opener for me, and I own one! Seriously. It gives away a LOT of
important information about what makes us tick, what makes us awesome,
what we mean and why we are able to bring up every similar event from the past
10 years during an argument and why it totally makes sense to us to do that!
It is the best advice I can ever give to confused or curious men.

Yes, not all women are wonderful. Most don't expect to be worshiped.
But there are wonderful women. And there are women who seem to be auditioning
to become super villans. Some are in-between, or can't choose which to be. Same as men, really...

I wish you luck in your relationship. Try not speaking in code, though... ;-)
(I'm reading The Male Brain, so hopefully I won't get confused anymore, myself!!)

peace,
AB

reply to post by AboveBoard


Is this the book you were referring to?

This song (words) will tell you all you need to understand...Ruff

reply to post by DocHolidaze


Wow, I'm shocked that people remember me.

reply to post by RUFFREADY


This one time, (well a few times after that too) I hooked up with a coven of witches. That was an amazing evening(s).

Hi folks. This is ATS not junior high.

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