North Korea Missile Prediction Thread

Who? What? When? Why?

I'll start.

Who: Fishes of the North Pacific Ocean
What: Two pansy-a@@ missiles
When: 2 a.m. CST
Why: To flex puny pasty muscle

Re the title of your thread: About a couple or more months ago, I had a lucid dream in which I was watching a missle come very near, like inches away, from an airliner. Passenger jet. A big long military missle. I thought I might as well put that out here.
Those crazy dreams, don'tchaknow.

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This is not a thread, a thread has two paragraphs of your own text. And it's getting really annoying.

Originally posted by AkumaStreak
Who? What? When? Why?

I'll start.

Who: Fishes of the North Pacific Ocean
What: Two pansy-a@@ missiles
When: 2 a.m. CST
Why: To flex puny pasty muscle

Who: Man who NEEDS expensive car
What: Two Diet Coke bottles and a lot of Mentos
When: Probably never
Why: Same reason he needs that car

Originally posted by Eedjee
Re the title of your thread: About a couple or more months ago, I had a lucid dream in which I was watching a missle come very near, like inches away, from an airliner. Passenger jet. A big long military missle. I thought I might as well put that out here.
Those crazy dreams, don'tchaknow.

As a highly-qualified dream interpreter I can tell you that your dream wasn't literal, but symbolic.

The missile represents your... manhood.

The airliner represents a woman you've been thinking about. She's not the skinniest (some junk in the trunk perhaps), and you are still very attracted to her. The tension of the dream situation implies that you are already in a committed relationship, hence your fear of actually acting on this lust.

Sounds like you will only come "very near" to cheating, so I wouldn't worry.

amirite

Originally posted by randyvs
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This is not a thread, a thread has two paragraphs of your own text. And it's getting really annoying.

edit on 9-4-2013 by randyvs because: (no reason given)

I would say this thread has value based on the reply after yours. Hilarious... and probable! Hehe.

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I'm a girlie! And very strait!

Originally posted by Eedjee
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I'm a girlie! And very lesbian!

Thought so. Man, I'm good.

Originally posted by retirednature
Who: Man who NEEDS expensive car
What: Two Diet Coke bottles and a lot of Mentos
When: Probably never
Why: Same reason he needs that car

This seems very likely. Are you NSA?

Originally posted by AkumaStreak

Originally posted by retirednature
Who: Man who NEEDS expensive car
What: Two Diet Coke bottles and a lot of Mentos
When: Probably never
Why: Same reason he needs that car

This seems very likely. Are you NSA?

I get that all the time!

No, I've just watched too much youtube and listen to you crazy bastards all day!