posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 07:02 PM
Hello, I can’t stand still and talk very long because I am being stalked and pursued by a coyote. A grungy, mangy, ugly, and very stupid coyote.
This has been going on for years! It all started one day years ago in the desert. I was minding my own business ridding the earth of little crickets.
I was about to get this little cricket dressed in the strangest clothing and top hat, when this idiot coyote dashed in front of me and gobbled him
Then he turned and looked at me and I saw him lick his lips and it was as if a light went off above his head. I could literally see what he was
thinking and it was me on a platter. Well I wasn’t going to let that happen so I turned and ran and ran and ran. That is what I have been doing for
I will tell you what this stupid coyote has been doing trying to kill me. I am too fast for him to catch me so he has tried every trick in the book
from anvils to pianos. But he is so dumb his tricks always backfire. However, even though he always fails it has caused me considerable mental strain
I have never been able to get married and have children or live a normal life. The strain has become so intense that I have lost most of my voice, all
I can say is meep meep. Now you tell me what chick is going to fall for that pick up line?
My shrink says it is turrets syndrome. I don’t care what they call it but it makes me meeping meep meep meep! The meeping meep! Oh God here he comes
again with a rocket tied to his meeping meep. I got to get the meeping meep out of here!
edit on 06/02/2011 by grayeagle because: Add