ATS Member QUOTES (Favs)

2 more from Mother Teresa

"Find your own Calcutta."

"If you can't feed 100 people, then just feed 1."

1. "Fair & Balanced"
- Fox News

Makes me smile every time. Gets ya thinkin.

2. "And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
- Fawful from Mario and Luigi Supersaga.

3. "You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up! Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one and if they ever figure that out there goes our way of life! It's not about food, it's about keeping those ants in line. That's why we're going back! Does anybody else wanna stay?'
-Hopper from a Bug's Life


But from ATS: I think this may have been one of the funniest quotes I have ever sen in response to a thread I made:

"What a sad world we live in, I say next time have some public intercourse on your principals car"
-ThrowsCatatCacti

Me: "*%@&@&#*$&^%*!!!!!!!!"

Everyone else: "Can he say that on ATS?"



Peace

You know what they say about people that live in glass houses?

They shouldn't go to the bathroom.

"Why don't the just print more money?" Ex girlfriend.

"And what do you know about life, Padre? The way I see it you're just a 26 year old virgin who holds hands with superstitious old women and promises them eternal life." Clint Eastwood.

"You hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of your own eye; and then shall you see clearly to cast out the speck out of your brother's eye." Matthew 7:5 KJV

"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for" Will Rogers

" Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship." Yoda

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There is no way to rule innocent men.The only power the government has is the power to crack down on criminals.When there are not enough criminals,one makes them.One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.
Ayn Rand

Good thread guys.

Here are just a few of my personal favourites.





Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools. ~ John Counsel


In a world that increasingly resembles one huge maximum security prison. the only intelligent choice is to plan a jailbreak ~ Robert Anton Wilson


There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly ~ Buckminster Fuller

My Favorite:

“There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious—makes you so sick at heart—that you can't take part. You can't even passively take part. And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all.”

― Mario Savio

Perspective......................Use it or lose it
I'm a fairy and my names nuff ........................... fairynuff
I'm sure I've posted those

Good thread

"The worst thing about survivalists is that they probably would".

-Me-

i was at a nightclub one night, and a striking girl in a very short
but beautiful dress was standing a short distance from me with her
male companion/boyfriend.

a thought occured and approaching the girl i said,
-'i was just having a debate with myself as to whether you'd look better in that dress or out
of it...and guess what?'
-'what?'
-'i won', and i went back to my drink.
(feel free to use)

three of my own.

if you sell yourself short, you are the only one out of pocket.

a one-tracked mind is soon de-railed.

a hand in the bush is worth two birds.

"those damned fool conspiracy web sites..."

- by GoodOlDave

a thought occured and approaching the girl i said, -'i was just having a debate with myself as to whether you'd look better in that dress or out of it...and guess what?' -'what?' -'i won', and i went back to my drink.

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Nah. If I want cheese I'll look in the fridge.
Feel free to use it

Originally posted by cody599

a thought occured and approaching the girl i said, -'i was just having a debate with myself as to whether you'd look better in that dress or out of it...and guess what?' -'what?' -'i won', and i went back to my drink.

reply to post by OutonaLimb

 

Nah. If I want cheese I'll look in the fridge.

go ahead. you'll find in right next to the budha.

Originally posted by OutonaLimb

Originally posted by cody599

a thought occured and approaching the girl i said, -'i was just having a debate with myself as to whether you'd look better in that dress or out of it...and guess what?' -'what?' -'i won', and i went back to my drink.

reply to post by OutonaLimb

 

Nah. If I want cheese I'll look in the fridge.

go ahead. you'll find in right next to the budha.

You keep buddha in your fridge
Take him out fast, he has better chat up lines

Originally posted by cody599

Originally posted by OutonaLimb

Originally posted by cody599

a thought occured and approaching the girl i said, -'i was just having a debate with myself as to whether you'd look better in that dress or out of it...and guess what?' -'what?' -'i won', and i went back to my drink.

reply to post by OutonaLimb

 

Nah. If I want cheese I'll look in the fridge.

go ahead. you'll find in right next to the budha.

You keep buddha in your fridge

Take him out fast, he has better chat up lines

that's not what she said, after i took her out fast.
funnily enough she also kept calling the name of some deity or other over and over.

anyway not the buddha dude, the budha - you know the stuff you spread on toast.
who ever heard of spreading the buddha on your toast? sick!



meanwhile, who needs budha when you got jesus, eh?
(they even got his colour right. )

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Here's another I feel belongs on this site.

"it's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."

I've got one from here about 8 years ago. Never forgot it. There was this member named Spock_O. He was having a problem with his computer and asked for advice. RANT then said, "Pfft. You're the science officer. Do a diagnostic or something."

This is from me. " Never live in a glass house, you just end up making a spectacle of yourself" "Buy some damn curtains" This was directed to some neighbors I had a number of years ago. Got really tired of the drama thru the windows nightly.

Originally posted by OutonaLimb

Originally posted by cody599

Originally posted by OutonaLimb

Originally posted by cody599

a thought occured and approaching the girl i said, -'i was just having a debate with myself as to whether you'd look better in that dress or out of it...and guess what?' -'what?' -'i won', and i went back to my drink.

reply to post by OutonaLimb

 

Nah. If I want cheese I'll look in the fridge.

go ahead. you'll find in right next to the budha.

You keep buddha in your fridge

Take him out fast, he has better chat up lines

that's not what she said, after i took her out fast.
funnily enough she also kept calling the name of some deity or other over and over.

anyway not the buddha dude, the budha - you know the stuff you spread on toast.
who ever heard of spreading the buddha on your toast? sick!

meanwhile, who needs budha when you got jesus, eh?
(they even got his colour right.

)

Point conceded
Loved your replies
I'm from the south and was working up north, I asked for butter on my toast but accent made it come out batter, that was an interesting 5 minutes