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posted on Jan, 26 2013 @ 12:27 AM

A man noticed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old
girl in her cart.

As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for
cookies and her mother told her no.

The little girl immediately began to have a conniption fit, and
the mother said quietly, "Now Missy, we just have half of the
aisles left to go through, don't be upset. It won't be long."

In the candy aisle, the little girl began to shout for treats.

When mom said she couldn't have any, she began to kick her
mother and scream. The mother said softly, "There, there,
Missy, don't cry, only two more aisles to go and then we'll be
checking out."

When they got to the checkout stand, the little brat immediately
began to reach for the gum and freaked out when her mom said she
couldn't have any.

The mother patiently said, "Missy, we'll be through this
checkout stand in five minutes and then you can go home and have
a bottle and a nice snooze."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the
woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient
you were with little Missy," he said.

The mother sighed and replied,
"Oh, no, my little girl's name is Francine,

I'm Missy.

posted on Jan, 26 2013 @ 12:38 AM
reply to post by happykat39

That's actually pretty funny. Not 30 Rock funny, but still....

posted on Jan, 26 2013 @ 01:40 AM
reply to post by happykat39

Haha rare to see a new joke.

you don't see much of that where I live. Mother with a pram followed by a parade of whipper snippers all mowing their mothers heels, to the chorus of "Shut the f' up you little c's or I'll f' throw ya's on the train tracks for f' sake.."

Youd think, after 1.. she'd get it. 2? Maybe she's not right in the head. 3 ? Maybe she really likes to do the funky stuff.. but 5? 5? Probably took advantage of the baby bonus. Loads of cash, and the baby should only eat veyr little. WIN!

All the motherly love in the world to bring up happy nice productive little adults.


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