Howdy

Is this thing on?

OK, first I want a bicycle, a train, a catcher's mitt and...

oh wait, this isn't Santa's workshop is it?

Well, hi anyway

reply to post by LeeLouie


OK...we'zz givz youzz dat stuff. You givz us da fat guy inz da red suit.....we'zz gotz a score to settle wiff himz....



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Des

reply to post by LeeLouie


Here at Area 51, Santa's workshop is down the hall. I can pass along your request. I see Santa in the breakroom all the time. (he never makes a fresh pot of coffee, just sayin'. I mean, if you're going to take the last cup, at least have the courtesy to make another pot. C'mon! It's not that hard. But NOOOOOO! The FATMAN has to think he's special or something! Just too darned good to make another pot!)

Where was I?

Oh yeah.

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reply to post by Destinyone


Deal!

Originally posted by beezzer
reply to post by LeeLouie

 

Here at Area 51, Santa's workshop is down the hall. I can pass along your request. I see Santa in the breakroom all the time. (he never makes a fresh pot of coffee, just sayin'. I mean, if you're going to take the last cup, at least have the courtesy to make another pot. C'mon! It's not that hard. But NOOOOOO! The FATMAN has to think he's special or something! Just too darned good to make another pot!)

Where was I?

Oh yeah.

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reply to post by LeeLouie


Hey there!

If you do happen to find Santa could you send me his GPS coordinates? That jerk and his little buddies cleaned out my wine cabinet last year and left dirty glasses all over the living room! I've got a score to settle!

reply to post by littled16


It's a big conspiracy after the hostile takeover from the original guy!

reply to post by Destinyone


Aw des, top marks on the cuteness front. Welcome to the site op

reply to post by littled16


Well at least they just drank at your house. I was born nine months after Christmas.



Welcome to the site Leelouie, what have you got yourself into now?

Originally posted by rickymouse
reply to post by littled16

 

Well at least they just drank at your house. I was born nine months after Christmas.

As long as you weren't born with a beard or eerily pointed ears I think you're okay!