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posted on Dec, 3 2012 @ 11:12 AM
Here hyah here hyah, step right up my able minded friends.

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Decodes common doomsday jargin for what it really means.

*Doomsday lunatic 1 " Omg, only 18 more days until 12,21,12"

With the use of the handy dandy 2012 bull# decoder ring you can find out what they really mean.

Translation: " I have no life, and I'm too much of a coward for suicide. I live in my mother's basement and wish for the end of the world to kill us all."

Doomsday lunatic 2 " I had a vision about something earth changing happening on like 12.21.12. I'm like so in tune with the universe."

Translation " I'm starved for attention, likely because my parents didn't love me enough. I'm an avid drug abuser."

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Over to you captain midnight...

Ha ha, thanks captain midnight... Mmmm Ovaltine..

That's right, if you order your rocket powered 2012 bull# decoder ring now. I'll throw in a bottle of ovaltine, but not just any ovaltine. I'll throw in a genuine space grade astronaut ovaltine serving, circa 1960. Anything that old has got to be good for you. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


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edit on 3-12-2012 by Hijinx because: (no reason given)

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posted on Dec, 3 2012 @ 11:18 AM
My goodness, Ovaltine is still around?

I think they were making that when I was a baby.

edit on 3-12-2012 by Manhater because: (no reason given)

posted on Dec, 3 2012 @ 11:28 AM
reply to post by Manhater

Ha ha, it was a long time ago we thought the earth was flat too.

I needed to vent about the ongoing 2012 hype and I attempted a slightly comedic approach, figured chit chat would be a good place to let it out.

posted on Dec, 3 2012 @ 11:46 AM
reply to post by Hijinx

Speaking just as a member here, I figure you're right.

I hope no-one actually thinks you're serious. That would be scary!

Anyone who does think you're serious needs the all-new "I'm just kidding" decoder ring, also available from the same trustworthy organization that all those other totally genuine and definitely working decoder rings come from.


posted on Dec, 3 2012 @ 12:46 PM
reply to post by JustMike

Illumicorp of course!!!

Thank you for the read!!!
I'm glad I brought some internet LOL into your day.

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