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edit on 3-12-2012 by Hijinx because: (no reason given)
3-12-2012 by Hijinx because: (no reason given)
Speaking just as a member here, I figure you're right.
I hope no-one actually thinks you're serious. That would be scary!
Anyone who does think you're serious needs the all-new "I'm just kidding" decoder ring, also available from the same trustworthy
organization that all those other totally genuine and definitely working decoder rings come from.
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