Teacher claims student spiked coffee with 'butt-enhancing' pills

Im not quite sure what Im supposed to put here to add to the discussion of butt enhancing pills slipped in coffee.. but HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I guess at least it wasnt bath salts or "roofies".

And no, I do not advocate drugging teachers or anyone else without their knowledge... but butt enhancing pills??

www.kmov.com...

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (WCNC.com) -- A student could be in big trouble after a teacher at Independence High School claimed a "rear end enhancer" was put in her coffee cup. The teacher, Ellen Vick, 61, told police the student poured something into her coffee cup last Friday. Investigators said the substance was named "GluteBoost," which is a supplement that claims to make your backside bigger. Police are still investigating, but have not yet made any arrests.

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Where can I get some of that? Gravity is dragging my backside down like a bad avalanche. Maybe "GluteBoost" will plump the old cheeks up!



Sad part is the kid will probably be prosecuted for what in the old days would have been considered a harmless prank. It's not like they spiked her coffee with ExLax.

Originally posted by littled16
reply to post by Advantage

 

Where can I get some of that? Gravity is dragging my backside down like a bad avalanche. Maybe "GluteBoost" will plump the old cheeks up!

Sad part is the kid will probably be prosecuted for what in the old days would have been considered a harmless prank. It's not like they spiked her coffee with ExLax.

HAHA!! GLuteboost : www.gluteboost.com... I had to look it up as I cant imagine someone wanting a larger ass. Lifted.. sure.. donkey kicks and squats.. but larger??

Im sure we have a no tolerance for pranks in school. Id rather folks not slip stuff into my coffee, but if it was something like this.. Id probably laugh it of and not give a kid a mark on his record. Id OWN that kid.. Id never have to mow my lawn again.

One of the first things I learned in my college education courses:

Never, but never, leave your drink unattended.


Although it was wrong, it's still freakin hilarious. Tanks for making me smile!

I don't find it funny.

sorry.

I have a different sort of humor than this.

hmmmmmm this could really explain a LOT!!!



...or at least give me somebody to blame!!

Originally posted by EvilSadamClone
I don't find it funny.

sorry.

I have a different sort of humor than this.

You have a sense of humor??



j/k dude, couldn't resist!

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No, I have a sense of romuh.

So there.

Originally posted by EvilSadamClone
reply to post by PurpleChiten

 

No, I have a sense of romuh.

So there.

reply to post by PurpleChiten


You know, your avatar has inspired me.

I play minecraft and am looking into how to create mods for it.

So now I have an idea to create a Purple Chicken as a monster for minecraft.

i'm going to be thinking about what i want it to do.

Hmmmm... maybe I'll have it explode like a creeper when someone hits it, thinking they'll get food. For a drop either a diamond or a pile of gunpowder.

Originally posted by EvilSadamClone
reply to post by PurpleChiten

 

You know, your avatar has inspired me.

I play minecraft and am looking into how to create mods for it.

So now I have an idea to create a Purple Chicken as a monster for minecraft.

i'm going to be thinking about what i want it to do.

Hmmmm... maybe I'll have it explode like a creeper when someone hits it, thinking they'll get food. For a drop either a diamond or a pile of gunpowder.

no no no, if it's a purple chiten, it has to be the HERO!

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It's not a Chiten, it's a CHICKEN!