if youre dead, come talk to us here.

I made this post to invite the dead to come talk to us. You guys move my planchette, and scare the crap out of people, why not talk to us and tell us what its like over there? Come on, i dare you...

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Any takers from the other side yet ? I am alive. Obviously.

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It sucks here. It's hot, smells of sulfer, and the boss is big , red, and keeps poking me with a pointy object.

Oh wait, I'm not dead, I'm just at work.

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Like.... dead in spirit?

Or you mean Ghosts?

Can they type?

Maybe your dead. Maybe I'm dead. Maybe we are all dead.

Don't come over to where I'm at.

There's no real light here. just darkness.

You don't want to be over here.

There might be lots of other people too. I hear lots of disembodied whispering. But the whispering is very garbled so I can't make out what they're saying.

And as you move towards it, it keeps the same distance to you so you'll never catch up to it nor will you ever find out who or what is doing the whispering.

There is no light, only shadow. Yet somehow I am standing on something. I don't know what. There is no up and down there is only the forward and the point beyond where you are in the darkness.

It is not a blissful eternity here. You are alone.

Do not come over here. There doesn't seem to be any escape from it.

Originally posted by sixswornsermon
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It sucks here. It's hot, smells of sulfer, and the boss is big , red, and keeps poking me with a pointy object.

Oh wait, I'm not dead, I'm just at work.

At least you're not stuck on kitchen detail down here. Boss Man, Big Red, wouldn't even give me proper implements to cook with.....make do...make do...that's all he ever says to me....make do......




Des of the Dead....

In purgatory here and it's...... meh.

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Hey, at least you got a rake.

You should see what we have to clean toilets with.......

Define dead.....

Like when someone that wants to kill you and yells "YOU'RE DEAD BUDDY!!! "

No but really, it's been known that the dead call a loved one after they die, why not email too?? .

I'm dead knackered... Does that count?

Don't have much to say but we will play you a tune

Well its monday night nearly tuesday morning and after a very hectic weekend i feel my soul is dead and not connecting to me due to been abused all weekend.

Anyone got some soul pick me ups ?

Originally posted by sixswornsermon
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Hey, at least you got a rake.

You should see what we have to clean toilets with.......

I think that may have been my EX I saw you walking through the caverns with last week. It was kind of difficult to be sure, seeing as you were holding him upside down, and his head was all wet.

One can always hope...eh?

Des

Lmao nice replies. So whatd you guys do to end up in hell?

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Just got here and, from what I can tell... apparently I offended purgatory?

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Voted for Obama of course

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I didn't believe in God.

Remember, only true blue Christians get to go to Heaven and nobody else.

And only the right ones at that.

Originally posted by phroziac
Lmao nice replies. So whatd you guys do to end up in hell?

I'm pretty sure I traded my soul for ice cream when I was 5.