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Funny Obama joke

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posted on Aug, 10 2012 @ 11:38 AM
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.
He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips you
can give me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around you
are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
father have a child. It
is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe
Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your
father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that
one." He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give
him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin out eating one
night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is
Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!"

Biden then, went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and
I have the answer to that riddle.
It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


posted on Aug, 10 2012 @ 11:53 AM
reply to post by HomerinNC

That's funny, thank you for the morning laugh

posted on Aug, 10 2012 @ 11:58 AM
Olden but golden joke as Tony aint been PM for years

posted on Aug, 10 2012 @ 03:29 PM
And this is how it all started!
edit on 10-8-2012 by nighthawk1954 because: (no reason given)

posted on Aug, 10 2012 @ 05:16 PM
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.

"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know s@#t?"
edit on 10-8-2012 by nighthawk1954 because: (no reason given)

posted on Aug, 10 2012 @ 11:17 PM
What's the difference between Simba and Obama??

One is an African lion the other one is a Lyin' African.

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