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Originally posted by GmoS719
Once, My wife broke a beer bottle over my arm and ripped open my bicep.
Good times.....Gooooood times.
Originally posted by smyleegrl
Christmas time, and my husband had made chocolate fudge. At supper, we were trying to get our 3 year old to try a piece, but he refused. He was asking me for more carrots and I actually told him, "No more carrots until you eat the fudge.".
NOT one of my prouder moments.
Originally posted by Nightchild
Fun shorts? Well, I've always found the expression "married with children" a bit funny in itself.