posted on Jun, 26 2012 @ 03:08 PM
So in my many travels as I'm often on the go I would sit back and read ATS posts because in my business, I deal with lots of weirdness that just
can't be explained away. Then there's the people of the world that you cannot begin to imagine just how off kilter some of these people are. So I
figure what the heck, I'll sign up and contribute....mostly sarcasm...but contributing none the less.
I like football, porno, and books about war. I was John Wayne'd most of my life and I cant stand sobs. I have always been interested in that which is
hard to prove, because lets face it..thems the most interesting topics..am I right?
So for the last couple of years I have been reading and paying attention as I hop the globe and I must say...quite the mix we have here..whats one
more testosterone maddened man child to throw his hat in the ring in the great opinion circle?
Really guys I tried everything....even the girlscouts...but they're no fun cause they can't drink. Then I joined the circus and got goosed by a
elephant...the circus clowns just laughed. Next I tried sky diving only to find out that the person packing my chute was my ex-wife (I guess your not
supposed to bring girl friends on sky diving jumps) I landed with the plane needless to say.
As I bounce from one thing to the next in life something always brought me back here for a little insight, a little levity, and to make me realize
that Im more normal than I thought I was in comparison to some.
Whats more I promise I will no longer pick up ladies of the night in a yugo and pay them for the dirty job of cleaning my house...mowing the
lawn.....painting the shed...by the time we get around to sex she's too tired...so what am I payin her for?
Honestly I glad to be here amongst fellow smart people with socially unacceptable quirks like myself.
Thanks for having me....and if any of my posts sound too smarty pants......thats because it is on purpose.
And when you think you have the message figured out...you must look deeper. I hide meanings in everything.....just like Gerald Ford.