A short poem about ATS

(Posting it on here because no matter how hard I try, I just dont get anyone replying to my plee to become a writer on here)
Sorry Moderators!

Ok this is the first time I'm writing a poem on here.
Especially about a website and not love which I'm more comftable writing about.
Either way I gave it a go.
It may not rhyme but well it's at least a bit comical I hope


Above top secret how I love thee?
I love it more than the adverts that tell me everything is free.
This I pad that I’m waiting for, and this magic cream is making me, live a dream
I love it more than the mothers who get money for free.
Those who are apparently 20 not 80 indeed.

I love it more than the negative events happening on boards.
Because someone believes in ufo’s, does not mean they are wrong?
I love it more than the morning nuclear rays,
That seep into my body and burn me away.

I love it more than aliens probing members all day,
Those posts just make my day.
All the haters that disbelieve,
Slowly get eaten away by thee.

9/11 conspiracies make my day.
Something that happened more than 10 years ago,
Still matters today.
One day it shall defeat the men that benefited from it today.

Ron Paul and Chuck Norris,
Leading the light brigade.
It’s a HOAX!
I hear people say.

Oh ATS how I love thee,
Giving me stars that build up the sky,
Telling me the truth and not the lie.
It is a simple fact,
That no one aborts.
Deny Ignorance.
And welcome aboard.

Cool poem.

Hope your Dad is good.

there is a forum here just for writers. you can post there.

good luck.

reply to post by aaaiii


Not alowed to post there unless I get the writer status.
So yeah I'm kinda screwed. Finding it difficult cause no one is guiding me right to become one

reply to post by hellzdoms

have you tried some of the writing forums elsewhere on the net? there are quite a few out there.

otherwise, if I were you, i'd keep posting right where you are now. no one will complain and if they do tell them to stuff it.

reply to post by aaaiii


Yeah but well I have not got popular on it so I gave up.
But yeah ill post more some other days. I write love poems mostly.
Thanks!

reply to post by hellzdoms

you could ask a mod how you get writer's status. i'm kind of curious myself.

writing should be free to all just as books are.

you dont have to have writer status to post in the short story forum.

short story forum

reply to post by aaaiii


Yeah but Poems are not really short stories are they?
But I will give it another shot i guess...

reply to post by hellzdoms


Yes, I say
to ATS,
to your truth and fact
but not the mess
of illogical threads
allowed to address
such lies and thoughts
that don't impress.

Spirits? Gods?
Out of body experience?
Time to change the motto to
Tolerate Ignorance!

"though he is but small, he is fierce."

you'd be surprised from whence the truth comes.

You typed the words:

"probing members."