One thing that bothers me about yesterday. Out of all the houses...

The Excitement:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

www.abovetopsecret.com...


After the excitement:
The guy comes to seek help on the Manhaters back porch! Now that's what I should of really said on the phone with 911 while I was talking to the kid rather then getting his name and age.

I should of said:

"Dude, didn't you read the sign? "says Aggressive dog and Manhater" Last time I checked you looked like a man and out of all the houses on the block you would of gotten help. But, I'm sorry I don't help guys, so your on your own. It is not my civic duty to help any men. I only help women. Your lucky I don't eat you for breakfast, now move along. And don't die on my porch because then you will devalue my home and I'll have to disclose the incident to the new buyers."

Why did he have to choose my house? He could of just went to the nosy neighbors houses.

He probably knows this will be the only excitement I get.

I don't know, it's like I want a redo of the whole situation. Flash Forward anyone? Hmm, I think that was the show. Probably makes me a horrible person now.

Well, back to my dull boring life again with the yacker.

It was funny, the detective was trying to get my statement and my sister kept butting in and he's like "Shut up you will get your turn when I am done with her". Man, I wanted to burst out laughing, [wish I had video taped that] Like now you know what I go through. Then she was arguing about my age. "Your not that old, your older." I'm like, "technically I am that old until my birthday comes around and then I will be that age. I am like would you just stop it already."

Aye Aye Aye...

My life in a nutshell.



Need to get some sleep for work. As If...

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What?

Sometimes I start talking in the middle of a thought too...

Originally posted by Iamonlyhuman
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What?

Sometimes I start talking in the middle of a thought too...

Update of the excitement of yesterday. Sorry.

The Excitement:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

www.abovetopsecret.com...

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You know...often a person's true character is revealed when joking.

You have given us more insight into who you are...good for you!

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Oh, thanks.

By the way, have you thought of pressure washing your pool deck? It might help with the blood.

Originally posted by Iamonlyhuman
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Oh, thanks.

By the way, have you thought of pressure washing your pool deck? It might help with the blood.

You know, I didn't think of that. Thanks. My sister picking up the Nature's Miracle now and I'll get the pressure washer out. Thanks for that tip.

Originally posted by caladonea
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You know...often a person's true character is revealed when joking.

You have given us more insight into who you are...good for you!

Oh I hope it's a nice character, I did help the guy immediately so he wouldn't lose his foot and tried to keep him calm. I'm not a bad person, just have an analytical mind that keeps running in different directions.Guess you can it's my way of coping. Hey, I wasn't mean to him, I could of immediately taken pictures like a paparazzi.

It is not my civic duty to help any men.

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Wait til you meet me....I purr like a kitten...have a great dream darlin

Originally posted by Manhater

Originally posted by caladonea
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You know...often a person's true character is revealed when joking.

You have given us more insight into who you are...good for you!

Oh I hope it's a nice character, I did help the guy immediately so he wouldn't lose his foot and tried to keep him calm. I'm not a bad person, just have an analytical mind that keeps running in different directions.Guess you can it's my way of coping. Hey, I wasn't mean to him, I could of immediately taken pictures like a paparazzi.

edit on 2-6-2012 by Manhater because: (no reason given)

You may joke sarcastically about the situation....but the bottom line is...you did help the guy...to me that shows that you are a person with a good heart.

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Ah, okay, I get it now. I misunderstood what you were saying I guess.

Do you hate men that bad? I'm really curious as to why!

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No, geesh. Got the name from a bar night. I was the sober one and wanted go home. Friend made the nickname stick to me all the way home.

Originally posted by Manhater
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No, geesh. Got the name from a bar night. I was the sober one and wanted go home. Friend made the nickname stick to me all the way home.

edit on 2-6-2012 by Manhater because: (no reason given)

Ahhh....I was beginning to worry!!

That Nature's Miracle discolored my porch turned the redwood into yellow wood.