I've worked out the face eating virus.

It's Mark Zuckerberg.

I mean, think about it. FACE BOOK. And what do you need to make said book? FACES!

So I hypothesise that it is indeed a rich man, with global domination in mind, who has the power (shines sword to the sun) and the ability to make zombies out of all of you.

He wants your FACES!

What will he do with them? Identity theft. Simple. No longer will you be required to just hand over your mobile number, you will now indeed be forced to have your face taken off, to accommodate his nefarious ends.

And if you don't comply?

HE'LL SEND THE FACE EATERS AFTER YOU!!!!11

I swear this is 100% true. I know it is, because I just thought about it and if I scream it enough, it will make sense!

It's all starting to make sense now.



Good one...

reply to post by mainidh


Face crack turned into face eat...phoo eye....I told all not to buy zombie shares...losers

I wouldnt doubt it.. Maybe hes lookin for a better face. I mean, you see his face? Wierdo. This would also explain his jump to go public with facebook.. And the face eating corresponded with the release of his ipo. Making sense.. I knew I hated facebook for a reason.

Originally posted by SarnholeOntarable
reply to post by mainidh

 

Face crack turned into face eat

...phoo eye....I told all not to buy zombie shares...losers

Lmao Face Crack - be on the lookout for anyone with a smile, you know they are up to something

reply to post by Myendica


Actually, Zuck does have a slight resemblance to Moot.




ATTACK OF THE GINGER GLOBALISTSS!!!1

I have to disagree with your theory. Mostly because you didn't say "PROOF" in your title.

I believe it is the cats.
That's right.
They have been plotting world domination for hundreds of years. They pull the strings of the bilderburgs.

Definitely the cats.

reply to post by Neysa


Actually, Zuckerburg's photo above your comment looks more like your avatar.

Damn dirty apes!

You know what else a Face Book is? A book of mug shots. Except his FB is a book of mug shots for the alphabet agencies. Enjoy your social networking future face eaters!

reply to post by mainidh

reply to post by Neysa


DAMN!!!! I knew I had missed a specific element. Confound my addled mind

In the words of Effie.. "How embarrasment!"



Cats ate her face, so it's not reptilians at all, it's those damn Kilrathi!!! I knew it was going to be them!!



But are they serious?



oO

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Spooooky

Originally posted by JibbyJedi
reply to post by Neysa

 

Actually, Zuckerburg's photo above your comment looks more like your avatar.

Damn dirty apes!

You know what else a Face Book is? A book of mug shots. Except his FB is a book of mug shots for the alphabet agencies. Enjoy your social networking future face eaters!

If it didn't already exist, I'd make a site called MUGSHOT... sounds legit SAdly, someones bookmarked it for later use/sales.

Hoomans.. who can trust 'em..

reply to post by SarnholeOntarable


Now that's a face to make a leatherback out of !!

Haha, and to the extreme I go, he was also mentioned on MIB3 -- coincidence??

reply to post by mainidh


Wait til the lil n$p babies start controlling your stock next decade..if there is one....I flagged ya cause i'm spitten

You see now? If I would have wrote this someone named "Don't Tread On Me" would have removed the post in seconds and sent me an email admonishing me about how ATS is a serious forum and that if I want to make jokes maybe I should go somewhere else. Makes me wonder why some peoples articles are so targeted and some people get to write whatever they want and nothing is said. I have had serious articles removed by this one guy yet THIS post remains. Just watch, my post will be removed from here, and this guys obvious attempt to be funny with no real content to deliver a source of news will remain. UNBELIEVABLE!

reply to post by Phenomium


It is in the Off Topic-General Chitchat forum.
It's ok to be silly here in BTS.

Originally posted by Neysa
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It is in the Off Topic-General Chitchat forum.
It's ok to be silly here in BTS.

Thanks, at least there's one place I can add posts and be safe. I'll just have to start adding all posts here then serious or not and maybe I won't get it removed because of someone else judging my posts viewing it from their own filter of life.

here's something to listen to while you eat your neighbors in the coming weeks