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An armed man in Brazil has heisted an 18-carat gold-plated vibrator selling for $4,000 at a luxury sex shop. Police say he walked into the Erotica Luxo store in Brasilia, tied up a clerk and took the item from its display case. He stole nothing else.
It's high season for erotic shops in Brazil as the nation celebrates its own Valentine's Day in less than two weeks. Store owner Vanessa Baldini tells the G1 news website the robber might get no satisfaction from Wednesday's theft.
She says the Swedish-made vibrator has a stainless steel core, making removing any gold plating extremely difficult. Read more: www.sfgate.com.../n/a/2012/05/31/international/i165205D55.DTL#ixzz1wVRU5F2O
And what does discovering a gold vibrator encrusted with gems in your wife’s sock drawer do to your ego? “Honey? You know, I still drive a Hyundai, right?”
Originally posted by Lasr1oftheJedi
Creepiest part of that story, it was a dude who took it. Let's hope it was a gift for his gal and not personal use. ^.~
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Originally posted by sweetstuff
Well now I've heard it all, I've heard of the goose that laid the golden egg, now the golden [insert name of male hen here] that doth lay.
Originally posted by LightSpeedDriver
reply to post by jude11
I will do my best to keep it T&C but under the circumstances the whole scenario is just asking for lewd jokes. Here goes....
I wonder if he used the frilly pink handcuffs to tie her up with.
Yep, I just had to!
Originally posted by BigBruddah
reply to post by Lasr1oftheJedi
I'd think if it was for personal use he would have taken some lubricant as well, it must be a gift..
Originally posted by ANOK
Hope this isn't against T&C, view with care...
LELO's gold-plated INEZ is an object of pleasure to activate your sensual side
Edit; you'd think with such an expensive item they would check their typos...
"sliver/ steel version is priced at 5900 EUR ($8,000)."
edit on 6/1/2012 by ANOK because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by Lasr1oftheJedi
Creepiest part of that story, it was a dude who took it. Let's hope it was a gift for his gal and not personal use. ^.~
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Originally posted by hoagy1199
reply to post by Suspiria
Actually, I was thinking Goldfinger would be a little more fitting.
Originally posted by jude11
So many people going hungry and someone needs a vibrator with enough gold on it to feed a small town.
Peace
Originally posted by jude11
Originally posted by ANOK
Hope this isn't against T&C, view with care...
LELO's gold-plated INEZ is an object of pleasure to activate your sensual side
edit on 6/1/2012 by ANOK because: (no reason given)
So many people going hungry and someone needs a vibrator with enough gold on it to feed a small town.