The Final Minutes - What do you do?

" The age old question of what would you do in your last minutes "
In these dangerous time I haven't seen this question being asked here before, but i think it would be nice to see how people would react in their final minutes.
So, you have 10 minutes until we're all dead, what do you do?.

Dave

I didnt know where to place this topic as it really doesnt fit in any categories except for this. Mods feel free to move it

10 minutes!
Thats not long...

Just enough time to log into ATS and see whats up

Put on some dark sunglasses,slam a six pack and watch the big boom.............

start the largest orgy EVER

It would take me 10 minutes to decide what I was going to do.
Magestica

(so can I please have 10 more)

I would hold my daughter and wife, looking into their eyes.

and yes magestica you are invited

10 minutes isn't much time I would probably waste it trying to figure out what I should do.

Phone call to loved ones maybe?

Go up to everyone I hate but didn't wan't to confront, and either:

1: Beat the hell out of 'em

2: Shoot them 1000 times with a .22

3: Make out with their girlfriends, whil they were tied to a chair being shot with a .22 1000 times

Make out with a white girl

J/K... I don't know what I'll do.

jump off something. maybe an airplane this time. or blow something up. either way i'd make sure i had some nachos.

Take it like a man

I like the nachos idea.
Maybe make out with a black girl.

Or
Maybe make out with a black girl who is eating nachos.

Re-read the Religious Forum and console myself with the fact that life isn't everything.

go to space witha videocamera, then plummet into the flaming remains of earth, once you're in heaven, or with me in hell, then we watch the video, eating nachos singing today is the end of the world!!!

"Re-read the Religious Forum and console myself with the fact that life isn't everything."

I did read in the Bible something like "One who loves his life on earth more that in heaven deserves neither" something like that.

that question is almost as famous as 'what would I do if I won the lotto'.

Under normal circumstances I'd write something nice about my wife and sons - but I lost my train of thought after reading Estragon's response.

Look up at the sky, and smile.

comet: Flip it off as it enters the atmosphere

lava/volcano: Piss in the magma/lava

killer bees: Pain medicine, bee suit, water gun

Nukes: Smile, and greet the warhead

Aliens: Bend over, pull down pants, and say "AY!!! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!!" (would this save the world?)

The vegetarian agenda gets pushed through and causes world-wide famine and plague: break a cow's legs, and eat it alive!!!

Your mom Farts: Going with Dale Gribble into his basement, wearing gas masks, smoking

Clinton somehow gets elected president AGAIN (how?): Join a militia

Titanic 2 comes out: Cry (how would there be a second Titanic????) not because everyone else is (lovescenes), but because everyone else is crying, and I realize society has a long way to go....




(...kinda got greative at the end....)