I discovered cold fusion last night!

In my dreams. It was interesting. Tonight I'll be taking on world peace and all that jazz. Unless I end up back in the dream casino where I win all that loot.

In my dream last night, I had somehow fallen in love with a toothpick.

Its been bugging me all day, cause I really don't want to marry Calista Flockhart.


Anyways, just move onto part 2 of your dream, the riches will come your way from your cold fusion discovery, peoples, they love electricity, you can sell it to them in cartons and 3 packs. You'll be a bagillionaire!

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Giving a whole new expression to the term Morning _____...... Ah forget it!

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It was odd though, I was seriously in love with a toothpick...? What the heck is up with that? We were watching a movie together, AND SHE ASKED ME TO MAKE HER A CUP OF TEA!?? Not once did my mind say "hang on a minute, your a toothpick, you dont have arms to hold up the cup, or even a mouth" I just went along with it, all content like.... ???

I'm sure it must have some deep hidden meaning (I remember her hugging me too thinking what an awesome hugger my toothpick was).
Cheese was not eaten before bed last night, nor were any illicit substances taken.



Anyways, enough about that. HOW DID YOU INVENT COLD FUSION!???? If it involves attaching electrodes to cabbage patch dolls with badly done amateur haircuts, I'm all in for 49% share of your company for a $100 investment.

Should have realized this was a spoof coming from the Jester of New Energy Trolls... drop this in the Hoax section

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Maybe the toothpick wanted to stir the tea?


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Cold fusion, apparently there is something in my flatulence that causes the spontaneous fusion of light elements. I'm not sure, it didn't make much sense.

Originally posted by R_Clark
Should have realized this was a spoof coming from the Jester of New Energy Trolls... drop this in the Hoax section

If you have a good set of plans for a new energy machine, please send them to me while I find the 49.99 plus shipping.

Originally posted by boncho
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Maybe the toothpick wanted to stir the tea?
.

She had no arms to swim! That would be pickacide!

Hmmm
no, wood floats.


Also, this can't be a hoax, Humans DO in fact have dreams, Boncho is clearly stating truths!

Fusion, the joining of elements.... Perhaps the answer was to bring ones naked posterior together with another?
*Removes pants... FOR SCIENCE!

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Why do you get the good dreams...

I dreamed that I was on the internet, and every page I loaded had someone showing pictures of animals they had dismembered and setup in funny poses... not really a dream.. a nightmare.

Welp, that's what I get for going 2 days without sleep and watching saw 2 at midnight...

It's a funny old world...

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*Pulls pants back up.

You ruined the moment of almost butticus.

I found a regular dose of Metamucil tends to keep that away.

I wont open a new thread for next,
But i see aliens glowy things flyin around, specially at beginning of 5th month, and to end 9 month.
At summer 7 and 8 month is a top traffic.
Seriously
Thinkin they comming... On vacations on earth in cro.

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It seems as if all ATS come to fruition we are in for an interesting year.