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Hey Single women, Forget men!!

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posted on Sep, 30 2004 @ 06:10 PM
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This was just on my local news channel, a Japan Company has created a pillow for women, it's arm that wraps around the woman while she nuzzles her head into the arm, no longer does a woman have to put up with a male snorer and hogging the blankets while she tries to sleep, now we have a silent arm that does a much better job at cuddling then the male species!


Here's the promo:

Boyfriend Arm Pillow for Single Women

he perfect boyfriend? Well, it is at least for the Japanese company that can't supply enough of the stuffed boyfriends.Japanese designers have filled the gap in lonely, single ladies beds by creating the Boyfriend Arm Pillow, a partner who will happily hug them to sleep without making any demands.

The pillow comes with two shirts in blue and pink, which can be washed and ironed to enhance that loving housewife experience. One model is also an alarm the boyfriends body shakes to wake his sleeping girl.

Here is a picture of the boyfriend pillow in action





posted on Sep, 30 2004 @ 06:15 PM
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Well...since most Pornography is directed torward men, I guess women can have something too.



posted on Sep, 30 2004 @ 06:23 PM
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Yes, we have the real Doll!



posted on Sep, 30 2004 @ 06:27 PM
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Yes but can you send the pillow out to get a job to pay for dinner and a movie?

I need a pillow with not only an arm but also a wallet with many credit cards.



[edit on 30-9-2004 by Mynaeris]



posted on Sep, 30 2004 @ 06:32 PM
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Still nice to think some might still like a real arm.



posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 10:49 AM
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No head. They've gotten rid of one of the most troublesome parts. Pretty cool!


It's a little creepy, though. It can't get a job, but maybe it could be set out on a median strip with a cup for the day while she's at work. She could just swing by and pick it up through the window on her way home and then count the booty!



posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 10:53 AM
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Okay, first of all, I have to have a few more attachments than what comes with the doll.


Second of all, it's ugly!

Third of all - what the?

If we are not careful, all of our men are going to turn homosexual! Okay ladies, they are pigs, they are pervs, but you gotta love em. I have to have a real man, man!



posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 10:59 AM
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Japanese Culture is so astonishing.


Originally posted by Godsent
Okay ladies, they are pigs, they are pervs, but you gotta love em. I have to have a real man, man!


Yep, we are pigs, and yes I am a perv, and yes you do!



posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 11:27 AM
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We are pigs and we are pervs. A wise man once said that if it wasn't for those two traits in man, the human population would be WAY lower - maybe extinct.

The pillow is nice, but we need one too - with a 'C' or a 'D'. Zzzzzzzz



posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 11:40 AM
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Originally posted by godservant
We are pigs and we are pervs. A wise man once said that if it wasn't for those two traits in man, the human population would be WAY lower - maybe extinct.

The pillow is nice, but we need one too - with a 'C' or a 'D'. Zzzzzzzz



You are so right, above, however what is "c" or "d"?



posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 11:41 AM
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Nicely put Godset.



posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 11:58 AM
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Dude, c or d mean the size of the bra a woman wears, he wants a pillow with a nice rack to sleep between. Brings a whole new meaning to "I was dreaming about Britany Spears and woke up with two pillows by my head."



posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 04:44 PM
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that thing would be scary. think about waking up and seeing just an arm coming out of your pillow!


IBM

posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 06:11 PM
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It would be a great trick to play on your g/f or wife. While she is sleeping replace yourself with the fake man and go sleep somewhere else. When you hear the scream, you know it worked. Man that would be a great april fools joke or haloween.



posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 06:19 PM
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I'm shakeing my head over this one! That pillow is some kind of high tech security blanket for single women is'nt it? What's wrong with being single and haveing the whole bed to yourself? I've been married 17 years so my idea sometimes (not always, hehe) of heaven is rolling around all over the bed and hogging all the covers anytiime I want. lol. I'd probably end up throwing that thing on the floor! Don't get me wrong, I love my sweet hubby, but sometimes he snores really loudly...

hmmm...maybe I've forgotten what it's like to be single???



posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 07:47 PM
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mods requesting move to bts.

unless someone wants to attact a rfid, mind control, slave labor manufacturing, alien abduction, or big brother scenario to as far as what i can tell

the first woman version of the blowup doll.



posted on Oct, 1 2004 @ 07:53 PM
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NuTroll~~
"big brother scenario"
single women are test marketing this invention. Soon, all women will have only her pillow to snuggle up to each night. In the "brave new world", co-ed sleeping will be restricted to precreation events.



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