Mummified 'alien' arm for sale on ebay LMAO

I found this while looking at props on Ebay, I died laughing:

Alien arm for sale

So many questions like Why was it cut off at the elbow? Why is it $25 bucks?

Plus, lets not forget its 100% Organic !

reply to post by blackmetalmist


man they let ANYONE sell ANYTHING on ebay

Thanks for the good laugh on a Monday morning. Tell me there is actual proof of aliens and its being sold on ebay for $25? I also giggled at some of the related items. People never cease to surprise me.

Isn't it illegal to sell body parts? LOL
Doesn't smell, so that's good.

Well, the more I think about it, the more I tend to think that its indeed an alien arm.

An arm(branch) of a tree thats alien to the place where the ebayer lives.
100% BIO, no lies.

Haha.

What will be really interesting is to see how quickly this thing sells!

Maybe the fool who purchases this will wind up with an "alien" arm stuffed full of Colombian Bam-Bam?

Just a thought.

reply to post by HomerinNC


Liked this observation in the page:

Seller assumes all responsibility for this listing.

reply to post by smyleegrl


you know someone here will probably bid on it...
Reminds me of the show King of the Hill, Dale Gribble's 50 gallon drum of alien urine lol

It looks like the arm used by the taxi driver on Mars in the movie 'Total Recall'.

I'm guessing that its an emu/ostrich leg that has been dried.

10/10 for creepy factor.

No joking now... If the seller had provided a DNA test and add it as a proof of the alleged authenticity of the product, he could make big bucks out of it. Or he would be arrested and thrown in some CIA basement for life.

I dont think he's pretending its real , he's selling side show props.

ATTENTION EBAY: THIS AUCTION DOES NOT VIOLATE ANY EBAY RULES OR ANY REGULATIONS. THIS ITEM IS LEGAL YO SELL AND OWN. THIS IS A TRAXIDERMY PROP. PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE. THANKS

Just check out all the other items he has for sale.

reply to post by OccamAssassin


wouldnt that be false advertisement?

I'm about to buy this thing. Can anyone think of any animal that may resemble the mummified limb or leg?

reply to post by wisdomnotemotion


From OccanAssasian:

I'm guessing that its an emu/ostrich leg that has been dried.

Originally posted by HomerinNC
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From OccanAssasian:

I'm guessing that its an emu/ostrich leg that has been dried.

Nope. I've looked thru emu and ostrich legs. None came close to it.

Have to say this is a legit listing.

Ever been to a circus? You know what the side-show is right? Then check the sellers info at the top of the page!

Member id
great_american_circus_sideshows
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99.2% Positive feedback

Not to mention the feedback etc...Legit sales, probably some animal arm and he is selling a story with the arm. GREAT showman!

I am after a stinky arm though, and I need the shoulder. For something to cry on...

Haha, How funny!

It kind of reminds me of this device on the Napoleon Dynamite movie. It was supposedly a time machine...

its a primate arm