posted on May, 5 2012 @ 12:56 PM
OK. This is not that long. I'll continue posting it up before fans clobber me. Continuing:
We cut to Space and the Enterprise. There is a rippling as the Klingon cruiser decloaks, rapid-fires wads of torpedoes at the Enterprise's port side
engine nacelle which sheers off! All this before Anyone can react!
Chekov: "Holy #! Shields! Shields UUUP!"
The Enterprise rocks. Consoles explode. All hell breaks loose. Officers run around and shout for Damage Control teams. Smoke and fires. Rocking camera
angles and lens flare.
Cut to the interior of the Botany Bay. It's somewhat better lit now and more alive. Crewmen are moving about making repairs. Khan is flexing his
heavily-muscular biceps and stretching. Focus is on his bulging muscles. We now see various Islamic death tattoos covering parts of his body.
The away team materializes and Khan's men instantly grab them, disarming them and taking their equipment.
Kirk: "We come in peace. I'm Captain James Tiberius Kirk representing the United Federation of Planets..."
Khan: "Peace. Long ago maybe. Peace... I am Khan Noonian Singh, one-time supreme ruler of your planet Earth. A prince amongst ordinary men. My
destiny is back there. To return to the home world and take my rightful place as it's prince..."
Spock: "A Eugenics Wars 'superman' I take it. One of a fragmentary governing body which once ruled Asia..."
Khan: "Captain Kirk. You will turn your starship over to me. I need it as my chariot to return..."
Kirk: "I don't think so."
Khan: "You have no choice. I am not giving you a choice. It is my destiny to rule Earth. I am a descendant of genetically-engineering superior
perfection, with my genes going as far back as Bin Laden. You will serve me or you will die."
Kirk holds his ground, unintimidated.
Khan looks around and grabs Uhura--and notices Kirk's reaction!
Khan: "Well now, let's see what a 23rd Century Black Bitch tastes like..."
Kirk freaks out, even startling Khan. Spock neck-pinches two of Khan's henchmen. McCoy grabs two phasers and throws them--one to Kirk and one to
Spock. A phaser fight breaks out. Khan's men fan out, open up lockers and break out Energy Pike weapons (like light sabers on steroids with beams
that whip around. Very cool and deadly!)...
Khan grabs Uhura again and Kirk goes after him, running through the ship.
Kirk (to Spock and McCoy as he chases Khan): "Get back to the Enterprise!"
McCoy argues. Spock argues. Spock applies logic explaining that Khan has many times his strength and can't fight him. "But he's got Uhura!" blah
blah blah. They take off after Kirk.
Spock (to Kirk): "Under Star Fleet regulations, Captain..."
Kirk: "There's no Time for this."
Kirk drops to the deck as we realize McCoy pressed a tranquilizer hypo to his arm.
McCoy (Angry): "Satisified, Mr. Spock?"
Spock's eyebrow shoots up...
They beam back to the Enterprise but find one of Khan's men operating the transporter! "Hands up!" Energy Pikes close-in on Kirk and co.
They're taken prisoner. Khan has his ship!
Back on the Botany Bay in a dimly-lit Sleeping Quarters compartment, Uhura is crouching down in a corner. Khan approaches. He is topless.
Khan: "Ah, my dear. Now I grant you a gift which few Natural human women have experienced..."
Shot from rear, Khan approaches Uhura. He drops his pants. The doorway swooshes shut but we can hear Uhura scream. A scream of pain, shock, pleasure,
awe--or all four?
On the Enterprise...
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are thrown into the brig where they meet the Klingons.
They learn that Khan's crew have all been revived and Most of Kirk's are now in the cryopods on the Botany Bay.
Various exchanges between Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. "We wouldn't Be here if..." etc.
Kirk emplores the Klingons to join forces...
Commander Krode: "Work with you, Kirk? I would rather suck a dead tribble!"
A fight breaks out. Khan's guards find it very entertaining and approach closer for a better view. They get decked. Everyone escapes the brig.
The Klingons run to reclaim their own ship.
Kirk (to Commander Krode as they leave): "Start sucking."
We cut to the Bridge. We see Chekov under guard. Kirk and Spock emerge another fight as They learn to properly use Khan's Energy Pike weapons in
combat and eventually regain control of the ship. Chekov gets it bad. McCoy treats him. Unfortunately the bridge is in even worse shape with consoles
sliced in half, sparks and smoke everywhere...
Spock runs to the Intruder Control Station: "Shipboard phasers set to Stun and Inverted."
Kirk: "Isolate Bridge deck and fire all phasers."
Exterior Enterprise. Phaser mounts pop up all over the hull and do a curious 180-degree flip. The outer hull blazes bright red for 10 seconds.
Cut to various shots of interior decks as we see Khan's crew drop unconscious...
The viewscreen comes on. Khan is there.
Khan: "Your ship--give it to me, Kirk!"
Various insults exchanged here. Eventually a one-on-one meeting comes up. Kirk refuses. Khan says he has no choice... Kirk gives Khan the finger.
Khan's got Uhura and shows her on the viewer: "Then you sacrifice your Black Bitch, Kirk."
Kirk gives his famous "Khaaahn!" scream and the screen goes black.
Kirk: "I'm beaming over there."
McCoy: "Jim, that's what he Wants..."
Kirk: "Then he's gonna get It."
As Kirk departs for the transporter room, we see a third Energy Pike wand sticking out of his back pants.
Kirk beams over. We cut to a view of the Botany Bay on the main screen. Portions of its hull open up revealing bad-ass laser cannons!
First two, then four, then a dozen, then two dozen...
McCoy: "I've got a BAD feeling about this."
Spock: "They're targeting us. Interesting... Old-style pulse lasers."
The ship rocks (shaking camera effect) as the Enterprise is bombarded with laser bolts.
McCoy: "Spock! Do Something!"
Spock takes the Helm. He jestures for McCoy to take Navigation.
Spock: "I Am, Doctor..."
McCoy: "What the hell am I doing Here? I'm a Doctor not a Russian!"
Lots of button-pushing. Spock tells McCoy press this, do that, monitor this... The Enterprise swings around, still barely maneuverable on one nacelle.
Phasers fire on the Botany Bay but the Botany Bay scores some serious hits on the E first...
The Botany Bay is rolling around as Kirk materializes in the dark.
We hear Khan's voice in the blackness: "Your ship is Sinking, Kirk..."
We see from Kirk's point of view a #load of cryo-cubicles Stacked with Enterprise crewmen in suspended animation. These include Scotty and Sulu!
Kirk (ignites his Energy Pike): "You'll pay for this..."
Cut back to Exterior of the Botany Bay and Enterprise still blasting the # out of each other. The Enterprise now has No nacelles left.
The Botany Bay's extteior is in bad shape too with its fins shot off, but it's stopped firing.
Spock (checking targeting display): "All weapons neutralized"
McCoy (sighing): "At Last..."
But then airlocks pop open on the Botany Bay's exterior and space suited crewmen float out with jetpacks. They're heading toward the Enterprise
blasting away. The main screen explodes.
Spock: "Prepare to repel boarders"
Spock runs for the turbo-lift. McCoy follows: "SPOCK!?!"
Cut back to the Botany Bay Interior:
A long sequence ensues with Kirk and Khan fighting. This is a bad-ass fight! Energy Pikes eventually sputter and fail resulting in hand-to-hand...
Khan picks Kirk up and throws him around. The compartment is getting bashed to pieces. Finally Khan corners Kirk and hoists him up... A last line of
goating. Just when Khan thinks he's done-in Kirk, comic relief is interjected: Kirk kicks him in the genitals. Khan screams, releases Kirk who runs
Khan (Insane Screaming): "At least Fight like a Man! Coward!"
Exterior Space. We see perhaps a half dozen of Khans mens in combat space suits jetting towards the Enterprise. They're firing as they approach and
see the E from their POV (heads-up targeting scopes and range data). All in all their hits are not doing much damage to the hull... There is a
filtered exchange of tactical data between the unnamed troopers...
Deep within the Enteprise, Spock and McCoy emerge from a turbo-lift.
Spock says the space assault force is headed for the shuttle bay. McCoy's ready to panic. Spock explains that the logical course of action is to
Spock: "Logically they will have to pass Jefferies Tube Delta."
McCoy: "I'm not trained for this."
Spock: "Neither were you trained to pilot a Class One ship of the line, Doctor, until approximately 13.43 minutes ago..."
Back on the Botany Bay, Kirk's wandered into another compartment. He hears a voice...
Spock Prime: "Jim!"
Prime is found bound, in a bad way with various metal implants through his skull...
Back to the Enterprise: various shots of Jefferies Tube Delta...
Space suited warriors begin climbing aboard, marching through airlocks.
Close-up of JTD as Spock and McCoy leap out. They are armed with phaser rifles and wearing combat gear. They open fire and drop Khan's soldiers.
McCoy: "I used to be a Doctor. Now I'm a gunner..."
Spock raises an eyebrow.
On the Botany Bay, Kirk and Spock Prime confront Khan.
Various chit-chats are exchanged. Khan boasting of his superior strength and intellect. He threatens to turn off the life support systems and kill all
of Kirk's crew in cryo pods.
Kirk ignores most of Khan's threats: "Where is Lieutenant Uhura?"
Khan points to an adjacent compartment. We see Uhura unconscious, her uniform shredded, her breasts partially exposed.
Khan: "Women three hundred years ago were Better. More Durable."
He grabs Kirk and lifts him Vader-style to the ceiling.
Just then we hear the transporter effect. Klingons materialize and raise their weapons.
Klingon: "You can keep Kirk but Khan is Ours..."
A beat. Huh?
Klingon: "We're on a mission. We need the secret of Khan's genetic engineering to save our race."
Captain's Log voiceover here. Outlining the situation with Klingons and Khan. An agreement is drawn up. The Enterprise crew are revived and back on
duty. Blah blah blah...
Varous shots and dialogue exchanged (i.e. PAGES MISSING!) with Khan telling Kirk "This is not over... We'll meet again..." blah blah blah...
Chekov and Sulu are looking good. Stupid Russian joke from Chekov. Sulu says he's ready to leap back behind the help like a tree-squirrel.
Scotty is still confined to sickay but happy so long as he has access to Treknical blueprints and manuals...
Shot within Enterprise Brig Cell:
Khan is pacing back and forth like a caged animal, quietly raving to himself.
Khan: "Kirk. I beat you... I Beat you... I Beat You! I BEAT YOU!!"
Each time he pounds his fist, smacks a wall, or breaks a ceiling light.
We find Spock Prime nearly dead on total life support systems. McCoy says he can't save him. Spock Prime mind-melds with our Spock, transferring his
katra and all his future knowledge before dying.
McCoy: "He's dead, Jim."
McCoy: "At least Uhura will be alright..."
After a moment of silence, Uhura (sitting on an adjacent diagnostic bed) turns to Kirk: "Captain, I'm pregnant."
Over End Credits is Spock Prime's: "Space, The Final Frontier. These Are The Continuing Voyages..."