Woman kills a man over parking space -- (guys cross your legs)

Woman kills man over parking space

A female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles over a parking dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province, China.

Yes, you read that right. She killed him by squeezing his nether region. Oh my God. Words fail me. They don't usually but on this, yeah, words fail.

reply to post by happyhomemaker29


Speechless.
That topic was posted yesterday in another thread.

Poor guy... What actually causes death in that situation? I didn't know that could happen.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, with a handful of scroman noodles.

reply to post by SpearMint


Yeah. Strange.
Now I am much more concerned about the lack of protection around my hardware... What if I could die with just a squeeze? OUCH!

WOW Now that’s a feisty lady!
Its a shame she couldn’t use those skills in a constructive manner.
He probably just had a bad day and that little tug was enough for him to just up and quit.

Originally posted by swan001
reply to post by happyhomemaker29

 

Speechless.
That topic was posted yesterday in another thread.

I did a search but didn't find it. Sorry. Where's the thread?

Dang she beat me to it.

ROFL,

Should of been my post.

I'm the MANHATER

Originally posted by swan001
reply to post by SpearMint

 

Yeah. Strange.
Now I am much more concerned about the lack of protection around my hardware... What if I could die with just a squeeze? OUCH!

It's almost enough to make men wear cups all the time just to prevent this sort of atrocity. LOL Should we make a double cup for women?

Surely there must have been some complication that enable death by testicular compression ?

I mean you can't just die from that, can you?

... can you?

Originally posted by SpearMint
Poor guy... What actually causes death in that situation? I didn't know that could happen.

Makes you wonder if she didn't just squeeze but ripped 'em too. Youwch!

reply to post by happyhomemaker29


Run a quick search.. apparently the thread was removed. Maybe because of disturbing comments.

Seriously: how can I man die from that?? I'm a man, y'all know, and I MAKE A STAND TO DENY TESTICULAR IGNORANCE!

reply to post by swan001


Only thing I could find is this:

When a guy gets hit in the testicles, besides the agony from the glands themselves, the attack on this nerve centre causes the abdominal muscles to lock solid. This causes him to hunch forward, unable to straighten up for some time (therefore protecting the testicles from further harm) This also has the effect of squeezing the stomach, creating the feeling of nausea that guys get when this happens. And it interupts his breathing so that if the cause of the pain is prolonged(eg. the testicles are being squeezed) for more than 30secs or so, he will lose conciousness! And yes, in extreme cases it will actually stop the heart beating, resulting in death!

Not sure if I'm satisfied with that theory though.

Originally posted by swan001
reply to post by happyhomemaker29

 

Run a quick search.. apparently the thread was removed. Maybe because of disturbing comments.

Seriously: how can I man die from that?? I'm a man, y'all know, and I MAKE A STAND TO DENY TESTICULAR IGNORANCE!

edit on 27-4-2012 by swan001 because: (no reason given)

Well then, I guess we shan't be too disturbing, now shall we.
LOL When I read that story, on Huffington, they also had a blip about some girls fighting and aparently the older girl bit the younger one in a sensitive lady part. What is this, attack of the sexes day? People, can't we all just get along??!!??

NSFW
Girl on girl action --NO, not that kind!

Originally posted by SpearMint
reply to post by swan001

 

Only thing I could find is this:

When a guy gets hit in the testicles, besides the agony from the glands themselves, the attack on this nerve centre causes the abdominal muscles to lock solid. This causes him to hunch forward, unable to straighten up for some time (therefore protecting the testicles from further harm) This also has the effect of squeezing the stomach, creating the feeling of nausea that guys get when this happens. And it interupts his breathing so that if the cause of the pain is prolonged(eg. the testicles are being squeezed) for more than 30secs or so, he will lose conciousness! And yes, in extreme cases it will actually stop the heart beating, resulting in death!

Not sure if I'm satisfied with that theory though.

The scary thing is though, is that must have happened to somebody in the past for them to come up with this theory. Yikes! Is nothing sacred?

reply to post by SpearMint


OMG! Respiratory arrest... I think I get it... Just speechless...

reply to post by happyhomemaker29


The world is gretting weirdier and weirdier.

Originally posted by swan001
reply to post by happyhomemaker29

 

The world is gretting weirdier and weirdier.

Tell me about it. I'm thinking we should go back to the Middles Ages and get some chain mail to protect ourselves. LOL

reply to post by happyhomemaker29


Yeah. See how that guy protect his parts:


www.animebay.net...

Originally posted by swan001
reply to post by happyhomemaker29

 

Yeah. See how that guy protect his parts:


www.animebay.net...

LOL
Too funny, but how true! LOL