Man shoots girlfriend after mistaking her for a hog!

Yeah you read that right.

Steven Egan was inside a tent on Saturday night in Flagler County when he said he heard a noise in the woods and thought it was the hog, reports WFTV ABC News-9 in Orlando. So he went hog wild and fired a gun in the direction of the noise. Instead, it was his girlfriend Lisa Simmons, who was struck with a .30-caliber bullet in both legs and was taken to a medical center in serious condition.

You can't make this stuff up. How do you honestly make that kind of mistake.SOURCE

Originally posted by GD21D
You can't make this stuff up. How do you honestly make that kind of mistake

Alcohol. Probably a lot of alcohol.

No, really.. This is a regular redneck reaction to "something's movin' in the woods!"

Sober, drunk, doesn't matter. If a redneck thinks he sees some animal in the woods he'll shoot it. Why was his wife out wandering in the woods anyway?

Oh come on guys, who here hasn't been with a girl who could of been mistaken for a hog.



What its not like she died?

reply to post by dashen

I think my dear friend Al K. Hall was in town that night.

reply to post by GD21D
on a recent fishing trip in the state forest in victoria Australia there were a bunch of idiots firing into the night with high powered rifles campers with children all around it is illegal to use firearms in the state forest for that very reason MORONS with guns go figure ??

Something telling me he won't be getting any after that mishap.

"Honey, does this make me look fat?"

*grabs rifle*

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Was Dick Cheney there too?

Damn, what idiot would shoot at a target he can't see? That's a big nono, in a warzone perhaps, but out in the woods?

Idiot.

It's going to be hard to get that relationship back to normal again.

Bad enough being shot by your boyfriend, but to be mistaken for a hog? :shk:

She was probably just looking for somewhere to pee...
He really should have noticed that she wasn't in the tent with him

Originally posted by TinkerHaus
No, really.. This is a regular redneck reaction to "something's movin' in the woods!"

Sober, drunk, doesn't matter. If a redneck thinks he sees some animal in the woods he'll shoot it. Why was his wife out wandering in the woods anyway?

Oh SURE blame it on the redneck , not the wife wondering the woods rooting around for food

Originally posted by Bixxi3
Oh come on guys, who here hasn't been with a girl who could of been mistaken for a hog.

What its not like she died?

That's what I was thinking..... Well, will she be more offended for being shot OR the fact he mistook her for a hog. Hmmm.
Bet he won't get none for a while. LOL.!!!!