My new boat

Definition of a boat - a hole in the water you pour money into.

I had one once (cabin cruiser), always had trouble, and finally just got rid of the thing.

I really do love being on the water though...but it's a pricey hobby. At the time, I was ill-equipped to do it.

I'd like to get one again at some point though, maybe when I retire, but at present, I wouldn't be able to use it often enough to be worth it.