How to escape a $400 traffic ticket with the power of physics

What would traffic court do if we were all physicists?

Dmitri Krioukov, a senior research scientist at the University of California, San Diego, was issued a ticket for failing to completely stop at a stop sign. Rather than eat the $400 charge, Krioukov decided to fight, producing a four page paper entitled “The Proof of Innocence,” arguing that it was physically impossible for him to violate the law.

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Proof of Innocence

Ahahahah brilliant, its amazing what you can get away with if you just put a little time and effort into a counter claim

I wonder what kind of paper this person would produce for jaywalking.

But he was not caught on radar...

He must of studied the Chewbacca Defense.
Obviously.

There's an old saying: "If you can't amaze them with brilliance, baffle them with bull****". Apparently it works.

I followed part I, got lost in part II, went cross-eyed at part III, never made it to part IV.

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LOL... I was like.
Look an airplane...
by airplane.