What Would the Defining Singular Personality of ATS Be?

Excuse me. I am a little bit pumped on ATS right now. I was looking at the Fire House and tabbed out some threads that interested me and I had an absurd thought.

With all the various personalities that bounce off of one another day in and day out on ATS, What if made we up one entity, one identity, one reputation.

Would you hang with ATS? Would you trust ATS? Would you be comfortable working around ATS? Would you get altered with ATS? Do you think you could call ATS if your car broke down or needed some cash?

What would your first impression of ATS be? Would you let ATS date your child?

Would ATS come across like an (_!_) and piss you off? Would you fight with ATS?

What would we as ATS look like? Is ATS a male or female and what side of the street would ATS play?

Just who is this ATS?

I'd be scared shootless of ATS.

reply to post by RighteousDude


Skeptic

Mr. ATS is the guy with out a cell phone, mysterious and hard to get a hold of. But when you least expect him, he pops out the bushes with fantastic tails and theories. He would also not shave regularly, yet have great hygiene and be great with women. He would be single, because of a fear of commitment, for he can never be sure who to trust.

He's Kevin Federline minus the deutschbagery.

reply to post by RighteousDude


God.

The amalgamation of all the intellect, knowledge, capability of every member here?

Along with all the absurdity, hoaxers, trolls, meanies etc?

Yup..

That would be God.

reply to post by tothetenthpower


Did you just refer to God as a troll?

LOL!

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Blasphemy!

reply to post by MESSAGEFROMTHESTARS


Sounds like the Allstate Mayhem Dude.

reply to post by Skepticesque


Looks like my wife's dead uncle Frank.

...Or me with hair.

While some may call ATS the mating call to the weird,
I prefer to think we are those who are more observant of everything around us and not hopeless sheeple.

reply to post by RighteousDude

What Would the Defining Singular Personality of ATS Be

Like this guy maybe, from the movie Conspiracy Theory

reply to post by MESSAGEFROMTHESTARS


Yes, God is the best troll in the world.

Look at a Platypus

Originally posted by tothetenthpower
reply to post by MESSAGEFROMTHESTARS

 

Yes, God is the best troll in the world.

Look at a Platypus

Well at least trolls exist

Eh...

NVM..

It was lame.

Originally posted by tothetenthpower
reply to post by MESSAGEFROMTHESTARS

 

Yes, God is the best troll in the world.

Look at a Platypus

Hahaha...

I think I found a before and after of Mr. ATS

reply to post by MESSAGEFROMTHESTARS


That's definitely Uncle Frank. I remember seeing him in the headlights.

reply to post by MESSAGEFROMTHESTARS

Mr. ATS is the guy with out a cell phone, mysterious and hard to get a hold of.

I have a cell phone, but few ever call. And even fewer get answered.

But when you least expect him, he pops out the bushes with fantastic tails and theories.

You have listened to After Midnight and what is called Greg's Creepy Comments, Right? And yes, my "tail" is pretty fantastic, or so I have been told.

He would also not shave regularly, yet have great hygiene and be great with women.

How else do you think I get away with the above mentioned GCC?

He would be single, because of a fear of commitment, for he can never be sure who to trust.

I wouldn't call it a fear of commitment exactly, just yeah...you find you can't trust many like that...

He's Kevin Federline minus the deutschbagery.

I get along with people that think I am an absolutely incredible ass... which by the way, see above.




Oh wait, this was for what an amalgamated user would be like. Sorry, I was thrown by the Mr. ATS title. Like it was a Mr. Universe type of pageant for conspiracy theorists...uh just ignore the answers above.

reply to post by Ahabstar


Hahaha OMG too funny, I knew I was close! jk

ahhh this place, sometimes I swear.... (just don't tell my mother)

Dare I say..."Random"?

That seems to fit most as of recent!

I think it would be a combination of

Conspiracy Keeanu



the people from South Park



and these guys