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Originally posted by hellzdoms
reply to post by Germanicus
Welcome to ATS,we sure need someone with humour and power
What are your two polar bears called?
Originally posted by BellaSabre
I really don't think you should feed your father to the polar bears. All those chemicals he's taken might give them gastrointestinal issues, and that could make for a very messy polar-bear-pit. Try launching him to the mars station, instead, or have him age-reversed back to his infancy and take his toys away. If and only if he is Adolph Hitler, then spanking is allowed.
Originally posted by coyote66
Hey! Listen to this OP, he is saying the truth!
I am Hitler's grandson too, look at my LOCATION!!!
In fact there is a small town too by now in Antartica. Even a McDonald restorant and K-mart.... People are driving pinguin fueled cars in the Southpole! Not to mention the modified Aurora aircrafts they send us to travel abroad. It does 6 mach, u should try it urself!! Its awsome!
After reading and considering your OP and response to my critque of your battle plan, also taking in to account your general overall positive attitude and just plain hard to nail down charm. I've decided to throw in with you.
Originally posted by Germanicus
Originally posted by grubblesnert
Your boys were in Panzers last time and those "Red Devils" ran right over your a**es!
Originally posted by Germanicus
Originally posted by grubblesnert
reply to post by Germanicus
[more
100000 of you guys. Lets see, If I remember my history correctly the russians killed about that many of you guys in a day or two during your last shot at world domination back in WWII
Best to just skirt right arond them this time dont you think?
They have a ray gun now.
edit on 9-4-2012 by grubblesnert because: spellin'
I agree. Those damn Russians won the war with Stalingrad. It was the decisive victory.
But I have them covered this time. The Greys and I have a ray gun of our own. Those red devils wont stand a chance.edit on 9-4-2012 by Germanicus because: (no reason given)
wave upon wave with nothing more than an old bolt action Moisen Nagant, a hand full of ammo and the ability to soak up a lot of MG rounds and anti-personnel tank rounds.
The greys are skinny and move slow. There general "superior" attitude will be their down fall. The Iranians? mear amatures in the art of the human wave. Good at frenzied street rallys though. (other than dropping their dead Ayattolah)
Just sayin'
PS be back in afew hours to catch up on your plan to dominate the world
I agree about the Greys. I dont like them any more than the Nordics really. After we conquer the earth I plan on turning on them as soon as the opportunity presents itself. And whats with all the probing? They think they are so superior yet they fly around abducting people so they can get their probe on. Sicko's. And I have no idea what the fascination is with the cows. I dont like working with them but I am comforted by the knowledge that I will cut them loose as soon as possible. The Iranians will be used as cannon fodder and a distraction. And I didnt even tell you about the alliance I made with the Dolphins. Dolphins are more intelligent than you are aware. I think that they are stuck-up jerks for the most part but the Dolphins will play a crucial role in my plan. Little do they know that I intend on double crossing them at the last second. I cant wait to see thier smug dolphin faces.
I have enough help between the Greys,the Iranians,the dolphins and others to take power.I have alot up my sleeve. When I take power any threat to that power will be eliminated,dolphins included. I will be Supreme Fuhrer and reign for 1000 years.
Originally posted by grubblesnert
After reading and considering your OP and response to my critque of your battle plan, also taking in to account your general overall positive attitude and just plain hard to nail down charm. I've decided to throw in with you.
Originally posted by Germanicus
Originally posted by grubblesnert
Your boys were in Panzers last time and those "Red Devils" ran right over your a**es!
Originally posted by Germanicus
Originally posted by grubblesnert
reply to post by Germanicus
[more
100000 of you guys. Lets see, If I remember my history correctly the russians killed about that many of you guys in a day or two during your last shot at world domination back in WWII
Best to just skirt right arond them this time dont you think?
They have a ray gun now.
edit on 9-4-2012 by grubblesnert because: spellin'
I agree. Those damn Russians won the war with Stalingrad. It was the decisive victory.
But I have them covered this time. The Greys and I have a ray gun of our own. Those red devils wont stand a chance.edit on 9-4-2012 by Germanicus because: (no reason given)
wave upon wave with nothing more than an old bolt action Moisen Nagant, a hand full of ammo and the ability to soak up a lot of MG rounds and anti-personnel tank rounds.
The greys are skinny and move slow. There general "superior" attitude will be their down fall. The Iranians? mear amatures in the art of the human wave. Good at frenzied street rallys though. (other than dropping their dead Ayattolah)
Just sayin'
PS be back in afew hours to catch up on your plan to dominate the world
I agree about the Greys. I dont like them any more than the Nordics really. After we conquer the earth I plan on turning on them as soon as the opportunity presents itself. And whats with all the probing? They think they are so superior yet they fly around abducting people so they can get their probe on. Sicko's. And I have no idea what the fascination is with the cows. I dont like working with them but I am comforted by the knowledge that I will cut them loose as soon as possible. The Iranians will be used as cannon fodder and a distraction. And I didnt even tell you about the alliance I made with the Dolphins. Dolphins are more intelligent than you are aware. I think that they are stuck-up jerks for the most part but the Dolphins will play a crucial role in my plan. Little do they know that I intend on double crossing them at the last second. I cant wait to see thier smug dolphin faces.
I have enough help between the Greys,the Iranians,the dolphins and others to take power.I have alot up my sleeve. When I take power any threat to that power will be eliminated,dolphins included. I will be Supreme Fuhrer and reign for 1000 years.
This is not an ask this is a notification.
My lineage is mainly Germanic/lutheran so dont pull the bloodline purity card on me. The rest is Scottish/irish and American Indian.So stubborness and not taking no as even a consideration is my strong suit.
So whether you like it or not you got me.
Hell I figure since I've pointed out so many of your fallacies and strategic weaknesses so far. You better, for your own good, accept this or I'll pull a Hess on you and fly away making you look like the chump your dad looked like.
And while I'm thinking of it, GET GERMAN!!, What I mean by that is you using the word "dad". What are you trying to be an American Suburbanite teenager. Embrace your heritage young man.
Tighten up those plans. don't get all spread out like last time and dont trust your modern version of Himler. (chicken farming Eugenic weasley fop!)
Oh boy I see I've got my work cut out!
PS&FYI I have a canal behind my house frequented by Bottlenose Dolphins (they love finger mullet) I had to validate your claim so I asked, via sign language & sonar click semiphor (you know) the main bull acknowledged the alliance with you. But, I'm afraid I let it slip about the double cross so they are now allied with me. Small wrinkle, should not change our relationship though. I think it was the stuck up jerk remark that got them.edit on 9-4-2012 by grubblesnert because: More important info!
Originally posted by rbnhd76
What the hell did I just read?
And Again I ask, What the hell did we just read?
Oh crap, now I've provoked Hitler Junior's ire..
Don't poke your eye out with all that tech, bro.edit on 9-4-2012 by rbnhd76 because: Silly wabbit
Originally posted by butcherguy
No fat women???
You should take the Nazi UFO out for a spin and pick up some fat chicks.
They are awesome fun and can keep you warm down there in the Great White South!
Originally posted by CynicalWabbit
Welcome to ATS, I'm sure that you will be hearing this a lot in you're posts "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN"
Originally posted by Germanicus
The population of New Germany is now 100000. We have no disease or illness. We cracked the aging gene so we can live forever if we are not injured. We are also cyborgs. Our technology is lightyears ahead of the outside world. We have no fat fat women.
We only have sex for pleasure in New Germany. Reproduction is performed in a lab. Babies are grown in a superior artificial womb. I was born in 1979. I am the eldest Hitler and heir to the throne of New Germany.
New Germans get along fine with the Nordics here in Hollow Earth for the most part and my Dad likes them but I find them very annoying. They are Hollow earths answer to 'environmentalists'. They talk and talk but they never want to actually do anything about it. They think that humans can only improve if they do it themselves so they sit back and watch as you destroy the earth and each other. They gave my Dad access to advanced technology in the 40's because the Nordic Senate of the day was in favour of a less passive approach of nudging humans in the right direction. They had some agreements with Dad about how the world would run after Germany won the war. Although the Nordic's value peace, the Nordic Senate of the 40's decided that the end justifies the mean's sort of like how a nuclear attack is justified in the movie The Watchmen. By 1954 they were meeting with President Eisenhower at Edwards Airforce Base trying to convince America to eliminate its nuclear arsenal. I wish they would make up their minds. The idiots spend so much time pretending to care about humans but they hate you as much as New German's do. They think that intervening in human affairs should be avoided like they aviod intervening on wildlife documentaries on National Geographic. But the Nordics know you are all vermin. They know it as well as I do. With the technology the Nordics have they could bring you all into line in a day.
Then I can start cleaning up this filthy demonic planet that you are all rolling around in.
Anyway, nice to meet you. I am Germanicus.
Originally posted by Agarta
Originally posted by Germanicus
The population of New Germany is now 100000. We have no disease or illness. We cracked the aging gene so we can live forever if we are not injured. We are also cyborgs. Our technology is lightyears ahead of the outside world. We have no fat fat women.
HAHA I call hoax which is a much nicer way to say you are lying. Okay maybe you are not lying but giving information that was given to you and dont know the difference. In truth, it was not YOUR people who "cracked" the aging thing or the disease thing, ha ha, I still think thats funny, it was us, the inhabitants of Agarta, or Agartha as you spell it(dang accents), that found the processes over 3000 years ago. Didnt think there were any of us on ATS that could call you out did you?
We only have sex for pleasure in New Germany. Reproduction is performed in a lab. Babies are grown in a superior artificial womb. I was born in 1979. I am the eldest Hitler and heir to the throne of New Germany.
Again it was us that gave it to you, cuz we felt sorry for the amount of pain your female go through in child birth, not to mention, have you ever seen a pregnant emotional German female? Wow, talk about hard to please. Don't be too sure about good old Daddy just happening to walk too close to the bear pit. Don't you think he knows why you are the eldest at 33. He knows very well what you did to your brothers and sisters in order to get to the position you are in. Your are not so hidden as you think even with us. Here's a little hint for you, the greys have their own agenda. You should check into it.
New Germans get along fine with the Nordics here in Hollow Earth for the most part and my Dad likes them but I find them very annoying. They are Hollow earths answer to 'environmentalists'. They talk and talk but they never want to actually do anything about it. They think that humans can only improve if they do it themselves so they sit back and watch as you destroy the earth and each other. They gave my Dad access to advanced technology in the 40's because the Nordic Senate of the day was in favour of a less passive approach of nudging humans in the right direction. They had some agreements with Dad about how the world would run after Germany won the war. Although the Nordic's value peace, the Nordic Senate of the 40's decided that the end justifies the mean's sort of like how a nuclear attack is justified in the movie The Watchmen. By 1954 they were meeting with President Eisenhower at Edwards Airforce Base trying to convince America to eliminate its nuclear arsenal. I wish they would make up their minds. The idiots spend so much time pretending to care about humans but they hate you as much as New German's do. They think that intervening in human affairs should be avoided like they aviod intervening on wildlife documentaries on National Geographic. But the Nordics know you are all vermin. They know it as well as I do. With the technology the Nordics have they could bring you all into line in a day.
This is pretty much true, we are for the most part couch environmentalists when it comes to the outside world but hey thats just one of our little past times with influencing the outside world. As for your dad, yah he is pretty cool now that he got all that world domination stuff out of his head although we still dont agree with his past he has made some positive changes for sure. We are annoying you say, ha ha again with the funny. If you would learn to put the toilet lid down so we dont have to look at what you left in the toilet and stop cooking your liver outside stinking up the country side maybe we would let you alone a little.
Then I can start cleaning up this filthy demonic planet that you are all rolling around in.
Just remember your process is only the beginning of our agenda. We let you go on only because it suits our ends. Thanks for that by the way.
Anyway, nice to meet you. I am Germanicus.
Nice to meet you as well and welcome to ATS.
not to mention, have you ever seen a pregnant emotional German female? Wow, talk about hard to please.