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But then there’s this: A small primate, known locally as a ‘demon,’ with haunting large eyes. It spends all night in the trees, tap-tapping away at the bark with its hideously shriveled middle finger like a sadistic killer rustling your screen door just before he strikes. According to legend, a single point from that evil finger is enough to strike you dead.
You are looking at a handsome red uakari, and he is not blushing, the red uakari always has a face that red. Handsome you say? Why of course, because of his red face. The redder the face, the healthier the red uakari is thought to be. A pale face likely means that a red uakari is sick. The red uakari is also a social butterfly living in troops of up to a hundred individuals, then breaking into smaller groups during the day to look for food. The red face of the red uakari may also help them see each other in the dense forest. Unlike most New World primates, the red uakari has a short tail, but that doesn't stop it from making jumps of 20m+ across the rainforest canopy. Who needs a tail for balance, when you're so sure of your skill!
Originally posted by jude11
I came home home drunk one night night and found one of these in my apartment..
Her name was Debra. Still can't understand why we split up tho...Oh right, I forgot...
Thanks for the thread!