Broke an egg into my 2 year olds dirty diaper while i was changing it.

Mommy was amazed at the fully intact yolk and could not figure out how it happened. I accused her of not cooking breakfast fully, or that he might have eaten a whole egg off the counter. After a few minutes I had to tell her, but should have let it go a bit longer. She was freaking out though. Pretty funny prank for dads to try while april fools is still happening.

eeewwwwwwwww.....but funny....

Des

why do i always read things like this when i'm eating?

would of been hard to keep a straight face on that yolk...I put potato bugs in the kids corn puffs and went off for a walk about...when I came home there was chewed jelly beans sticking to every thing I touched....every thing

At least it wasn't hard boiled and fully intact.

That would have had her running to the ER...

Peace

Two years and still wearing diapers? Sound like a slow developer. Might be autistic.

Originally posted by spiderbadarse
Two years and still wearing diapers? Sound like a slow developer. Might be autistic.

23 months to be exact.

Can you run some tests and find out? Give me your address and I'll send you some fecal matter to test in your lab.

Originally posted by spiderbadarse
Two years and still wearing diapers? Sound like a slow developer. Might be autistic.

It's "Sounds like" not "Sound like".

Yup. Some of us truly are slow at developing. Even in Elementary School.



Peace