The real Lincoln, Kennedy conspiracy.

Everyone has read this before and when I came across this I almost passed it up. I am glad I didn't.




1. Both the names "Kennedy" and "Lincoln" have 7 letters.
2. Both presidents were assassinated by men with 15 letters in their names; Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth
3. Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran to a warehouse; Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran to a theater.
4. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy; Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
5. Both men were succeeded in office by men named "Johnson"; The names "Andrew Johnson" and "Lyndon Johnson" both have 13 letters.
6. Both men left widows who eventually married Greek shipping magnates; both men had children named Tod.
7. Mrs Kennedy liked bananas; Mrs Lincoln went bananas.
8. Both men feared nuclear war with the Soviet Union.
9. Kennedy's middle name was "Gettysburg"; Lincoln's middle name was "Bay of Pigs."
10. Both men were "President" at the time they were shot; the word "President" has 9 letters.
11. Both men had affairs with Marilyn Monroe; both men were played by William Devane in television movies.
12. Lincoln was a Republican; Kennedy was a Demmocratt. Both parties have 10 letters in their names.
13. Kennedy was a Catholic; Lincoln was a Satanist. Both religions have 8 letters in their names.
13. Lincoln fought a war against "The South"; Kennedy fought a war against "Cuba." Both countries have sneaky devious citizens.

reply to post by kenny71


retarded has 8 letters

reply to post by tzdub


thanks tzdub. my middle finger just got a boner.

Feared nuclear war with the soviets??!?! I highly doubt that..... The Manhattan project hand even come about yet :/ wtf lol logic fail.

Interesting post in all though

reply to post by Mandrakerealmz

uh.......

Originally posted by kenny71
8. Both men feared nuclear war with the Soviet Union.

Um yourself?

Edit: They didnt have nukes...

reply to post by Mandrakerealmz


Did you happen to notice where this was posted? Jokes? At least tzdub knew it was a joke. The people who posted after that thought it was real. The level of intelligence on this site has dropped dramatically.

reply to post by kenny71


joke? haha

And what, insulting my intelligence now

Thanks man... ?