Murder suspect hides gun in rectum

Murder suspect hides gun in rectum

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JACKSONVILLE, NC (WECT/WITN) – A man wanted for first degree murder in the Atlanta area was arrested in Onslow County. Deputies in Onslow County say the man hid a large handgun in a body cavity.

According to the sheriff's office, Trooper Scott Merritt spotted Michael Ward driving more than 90 mph on Highway 17. He and another trooper from Duplin County worked together to stop Ward.

Highway Patrol told WITN Ward rolled up his windows and locked his car when troopers approached. Both he and a woman in his vehicle claiming to be his wife refused to roll down the windows.

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yea it's true.
wasn't sure where to put this, the hoax catagory wouldn't work.
i know i'm supposed to give a rundown and my thoughts on an article, but everything that comes to mind is just silly sarcasm.
instead, the only thing i can really come up with as far as a comment is one of these.

damn, i can't use emoticons here.
imagine the one with it's eyes popped out in surprise.
yea, that's the one.

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He can take 6 inches of cold hard steel, so by that thought...

Prison oughta be a breeze.

Murder suspect hides gun in rectum

pretty brave man

that has got to hurt

I bet he got a 'bum' deal lol
Sorry, couldn't resist......

Originally posted by Lysergic
He can take 6 inches of cold hard steel, so by that thought...

Prison oughta be a breeze.

HAHAHA

priceless

starred my friend

Must have been a real pain in the ass to try and hide it like that.
Sorry, couldn't resist. But OUCH! LOL

see, this is exactly what i was talking about.
say something serious without a grin, i'm watching, so don't cheat.

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Murder suspect hides gun in rectum


Holster, we don't need no stinking Holsters..!


And this gives a whole new meaning to packing heat...

OUCH! but seriously .. I don't think this is big news or alternative news. Don't perps do this kind of thing all the time? Thus the reason for body cavity searches of inmates and potential inmates???

SERIOUSLY GROW UP!

I'm sure he just had a really big butt crack..

Originally posted by Lysergic
He can take 6 inches of cold hard steel, so by that thought...

Prison oughta be a breeze.

Ahaha

True though, at least he's a tiny bit prepared for prison, although I doubt he prepared himself in terms of "force" of six or more inches, I don't think prison inmates give a tinky's fart about how slowly they insert it for "comfort"

well, general chit chat it is.
i thought it was a bit more important, but what can you do?
i considered the 'survival' forum.
seems more appropriate now that i think about it.

I suppose only anal folks will answer this

I know many will doubt this is physically possible, but in fact it is. I worked for a Proctologist (look it up) while his regular assistant (lol) was on vacation. Not a whole lot of traffic through there, so I read a book call "Bottoms Up", I know, but that was the name. People have gone to the ER with light bulbs, bouquets of flowers and of course we all remember those rumors about that famous actor............

Personally, ouch! there, I did it for you.

In the early 90's I was put into a scared strait program in Nevada (I was a youth offender and in juvenile hall at the time).

Anyway as the story goes...we were taken to the Nevada State Penitentiary and led through the facility. Part of the tour through the pen was a stop in the confiscated items room...and there were x-rays galore...showing the most obscene things you can imagine in a persons rectum.

One was a snub nosed .38....and the story went that he was a work release inmate that was allowed outside the walls to work on the grounds surrounding the prison...returning at night as a regular inmate. He was snitched off by another inmate and taken in for this x-ray after refusing a cavity search!

I'll never forget that one...it was most definitely real.

So it can be done...I have seen it with my own eyes!

One time when you're glad that you're not a ninja!



Ouch!

Rectum hell....
damn near could have killed him.

Imagine passing gas and it pulling the trigger?

And that's all I'm gonna say about that...

Now I've heard of an itchy trigger finger, but a stinky one?


and I'm all out....

Originally posted by kn0wh0w

Murder suspect hides gun in rectum

pretty brave man

that has got to hurt

WTF. I am trying to get a handle on this.
I hope it wasn't cocked - the gun.

Arresting officer: 'Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?'

What was the make of the weapon, a sh*t & wesson?
Well I don't know. I've drawn a blank!

OK. I'm done!

Originally posted by webpirate
Rectum hell....
damn near could have killed him.

Imagine passing gas and it pulling the trigger?

And that's all I'm gonna say about that...

he almost shot the guard during the 'bend over and cough' part of the search.