Mystic Myan Power Cloak. never fear, help is here.

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reply to post by Destinyone


What's with all the naked people, does the cloak only cloak your clothes?

People selling rocks that are probably no different than the ones in your backyard.

Nice find, started my day with a smile

"Survive the ZOMBIE Apocalypse" Atleast now I know what doom 2012 brings, ZOMBIES!

reply to post by mileslong54


I think they may be abandoned pet rocks.

reply to post by Destinyone


Love this quote for this guy....

"The cloak has changed my life...women can't resist me now, and small animals often follow me home."
~Shakti Jones
Yoga Instructor



This site is pure comedy!

"Order now, so everybody can clearly see your nuts!"
~Kerri

"I have reverse engineered the cloak and now have a Pakistan factory working three shifts a day on knockoffs. You will soon not be seeing them everywhere for $9.95!"
-an evil entreprenuer
Kerrville, TX

* No written or expressed guarantees are made about the use of alternative, metaphysical or spiritual tools, services and supplies. This site is for entertainment purposes only and is done in parody... "It's a joke son..." ~Foghorn Leghorn

ahhhh I haven't laughed that hard in a while

Rocks for sale from their soon to be empty skull cavity , not going to happen during my holiday season .

reply to post by watchdog8110


pssssst......it's a satire site.....

NSFW!

Originally posted by Destinyone
reply to post by watchdog8110

 

pssssst......it's a satire site.....

I know just couldn't pass it up .

ROFL! This will go great with my elven rockfleece tunic of evasion. ...sigh. Some people will make a webpage about anything. I think rule 34 might apply here...click at your own risk.

Originally posted by Destinyone
reply to post by mileslong54

 

I think they may be abandoned pet rocks.

I still have my pet rock somewhere in the attic .

too funny !

I need a blanky right now really I do. OH! Thanks to your link I already had one and didn't even know it.

Okay...there...I feel better now...but how come everyone is avoiding me? I need to find a Ms. Power Cloak. That's the ticket.

Just bought 10 of them. I'm going to go around and place this invisible cloak on random people at my office. This should make for a great day!!!!

Originally posted by HawkeyeNation
Just bought 10 of them. I'm going to go around and place this invisible cloak on random people at my office. This should make for a great day!!!!

All I can say is...my Christmas shopping is now done

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by HawkeyeNation
Just bought 10 of them. I'm going to go around and place this invisible cloak on random people at my office. This should make for a great day!!!!

All I can say is...my Christmas shopping is now done

Why didn't I think of that

The gift that keeps on giving