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Your Mission: Photographic Evidence of Anti-Gravity Devices In Action... (fun)

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posted on Nov, 28 2011 @ 12:30 AM
So, this is in BTS as a "Fun" thread... because I love picture threads. Self serving, I know, but I also know that I'm not the only one that is amused by odd threads.


My birthday is in a month, and I'm turning 36. Nothing special at all, except that the "Over The Hill" novelty items are starting to look less and less amusing to me. That got me thinking about other ways my perception has changed (pretty much an on-going process, 24-7 anyways...). Tonight, I saw a guy about my age with pants strapped tight around his butt. "Ugh! Will the 'sag' ever go away?!?" I thought... then, "Yes" came my answer once I realized what I just stumbled upon!!

That's right, the "Anti-Gravity Devices In Action" is the proof that PANTS of modern make are actually anti-gravitational.

While all of us are affected over time by gravity, parts of us reaching unfathomable "lows", so to speak, the testicles WILL eventually meet the crotch of your pants through a mutual interaction. While you cover your ever-elongating earlobes with thicker jaw hair, you will also find your pants creeping up ever so slowly to cover your belly-button, against the will of Gravity.

So, what say you? Anyone have good pics of people "Young and Saggin" and now older and, well... sagging, but no longer in the pants? I figure we may as well go off the deep end with this one... photoshop is welcome, indeed! Make sure you make clear that it is representative of the action of antigravitational pants, and not actual photo evidence, though.

Remember, the Illuminati tell us everything. It's their law. I think Celebrity photos may be a good starting point. They (Celebrities, Illuminati tools) would be the most likely to display this fantastic technology. Of course, the brainwashed disciples should also be sporting such tech.

Enjoy! I'm gonna go to bed, and see if I can't burn an hour at work tomorrow looking through some pics myself.

edit on 28-11-2011 by Earthscum because: fixin' stuff...

posted on Nov, 28 2011 @ 12:37 AM

Originally posted by Earthscum
So, what say you? Anyone have good pics of people "Young and Saggin" and now older and, well... sagging, but no longer in the pants?

Maybe I havnt had enough caffeine or something but its not clear to me what you want.
Pictures of old people not wearing pants???

posted on Nov, 28 2011 @ 02:29 AM
u say ur turning 36 hopefully you dont already need anti gravity devices are you referring to needing viagra just a joke had to say it lol

posted on Nov, 28 2011 @ 09:15 AM
Arnold fights gravity.

I haven't figured out how to embed photos yet. If someone who knows how does so, thanks.
edit on 28-11-2011 by occrest because: (no reason given)

posted on Nov, 28 2011 @ 09:21 AM
Lol... no pictures of old guys without pants...

Here's part of an example (if there were a picture of these guys when they get older, I can GUARANTEE their pants will have magically lifted themselves!)

As you can see, the pants already show the effects of gravity, but over the years, they will slowly creep higher and higher, defying gravity...

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