reply to post by PuterMan
Hmmm... I'm takin' pause coz it says here above this box thing for me writin':
"You are an experienced contributor to ATS. Please be an example for our newer members and make every post matter. "
Well, so I'll be doin' what it says, then. An' I'll be writin' in me best English, t'boot!
I seen th' sun jus' a few week ago, an' t'were fearful bright! It not be natchural, havin' all that loight in t'day-time! These be strange times...
Like, late last night the other day, after only a few hours o' drinkin', I seen th' moon an' 'twere normal as normal -- an' then after only a few
hours more drinkin' I look up an' I seen two
An' that not
I be sore afraid and had t'drink a wee dram more to a-steady me nerves.
But sun in Eire-land? Tis' a sign, I tell ye! A sign o' woe!
Because o' them snakes, y'see.
I tink it be bad if that sun were t'wake up all them snakes what's been a-sleeping under th' groun' dere for so many years. I heared of them snakes.
Tis said they been a-hibernatin' fer a fearful long time an' if they be a-wakened, they'll be a-hungering fer wherewithal t'eat. An' them snakes,
forsooth, be dragons, afore they get their wings and take to flight!
So was telled me by a wizard, after we'd been a-drinkin' for only a night or so, 'struth!
edit on 27/11/11 by JustMike because: I be writin' one thing, an' this inferal machine, it be writin' another!