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Taxidermied hamsters for sale
I have a family of taxidemied hamsters for sale. They are perfect for the kid who wants a hamster but you know damn well won't take care of them. Just buy a cage, pose them in it and tell the kids to enjoy. If the kids ask why they aren't moving just explain to them that happy hamsters keep still. These hamsters were originally bought with love and taken care of very well. Then, as is usually the case with my little ba**** kid, he lost interest and kept forgetting to feed them. One by one they dropped off. I couldn't bear to flush these cute things down the toilet so I bought a taxidermy kit and stuffed them. The best part about these guys is that they won't soil the cage or cost anything in food! They'll just give hours of pleasure like live hamsters. Call or e-mail me with an offer so that you can begin your new life as a hamster owner! [number deleted]
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Originally posted by moondancer811
reply to post by Destinyone
Exactly. This boy is going to grow up to be a sick human. If you only knew what he did. My god.
These people who post this stuff are really not any better. I mean, you and I would never post something so terrible and think it funny. Thanks for posting. Gave me a chance to vent a bit. S&F!
edit on 24-11-2011 by moondancer811 because: (no reason given)