Why are dudes on forums always 6'-6", 260 lbs., and ripped?

I'm 6'-7", 280 lbs, and majorly ripped BTW.

I'm also a master martial artist. I'm on like my tenth or eleventh black belt..........I don't know, I lost count.

Peace

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I'm also a master martial artist. I'm on like my tenth or eleventh black belt..........I don't know, I lost count.

umm.. so when you got black you started over again and again.. ?

Where's the pics for the ladies? Come on, show us some eye candy....

Originally posted by Dr Love
I'm 6'-7", 280 lbs, and majorly ripped BTW.

I'm also a master martial artist. I'm on like my tenth or eleventh black belt..........I don't know, I lost count.

Peace

Its the internet....are you really a dude??

Originally posted by Dr Love
I'm 6'-7", 280 lbs, and majorly ripped BTW.

I'm also a master martial artist. I'm on like my tenth or eleventh black belt..........I don't know, I lost count.

Peace

Go ask the other mods. I hear that a lot, mainly from them, but thats what I hear.

Marines, trained to kill, cops, big old boys, 6 ft six, heck its even on ats live "belt woopins and im pretty good sized guy."

Mhmm.

Originally posted by Vandalour
umm.. so when you got black you started over again and again.. ?

Yes, my goal is to own Chuck Norris.

Peace

It comes from daily, repetitious lifting of their over-sized egos.

Originally posted by Dr Love
I'm 6'-7", 280 lbs, and majorly ripped BTW.

Hey, I remember you!! I haven't seen you since you got 2nd to me in that "Buns of Steel" contest! Hope you're still not sulking over that

I am a somewhat small person.

But that is ok, what I lack in physical prowess I will compensate with my mind.

Originally posted by DrumsRfun
Its the internet....are you really a dude??

You know the routine- "the internet: Where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents."

For the ladies out there, when you get bored of all these 6ft6 tanned, rippling muscle-marys and you want a more comfortable, rounded 5ft11'er with a scruffy head of hair, an unkempt beard and a bit of a beer belly, give me a shout.

Nah. Not really. Mrs Lozzo would take exception at that. Although, to be fair, she does tell me I'm still in good shape. Round is a shape, right?

Im no greek God, but I hold my own at 5'11" and 210
I have been told that I look like a mix between Elvis, Michael Bublee, and John Kusack.

Im not sure if that last one is a complement though.

I have biceps ontop of biceps and I have a 3rd leg. True story!

But in reality I am 6'3" 240lbs.

I'd be careful calling out Chuck Norriss. His veins ARE the internet after all!

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I starred you for having the confidence to use Michael Bublee's name in your post.

And no, only the first one gets stars.

Peace

I got 2 penises they are both 12 in.

I'm bummed I'm not 6 foot tall. I don't know why though. I'm 5'11 but almost all of my friends are 6'1+. When I was in high school I used to tell military recruiters I was 6'6 when they would bug me on the phone. Then the navy recruiter showed up at my house asking for me. I told him it was me and he looked really puzzled lol.

Or more likely the one's that claim that are middle aged, fat, hairy guys sitting in their moms basement wearing a bra and knickers..

although not you... we all know your the doctor of love.. you must be telling the truth.. (besides i wouldnt want you to come over here and kung fu my ass)

btw.. are you still tying people up and keeping them in your basement?

I don't know why people just can't be honest!
I'm 42, weigh 95kg and 1.66m tall. Lots of grey hair between the black, most because I have vitaligo. (very white skin).
Will never lie about who I am!
To the men I just want to say, not all girls are looking for the 6.6 and 260 pound men.Lol

“Tell him I am a mouse, hiding from hawks in the house of a raven.”

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Yeah but my E-penis is bigger than yours.

People lie, I don't know why, i don't do it myself, but people lie.