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Guys Guide to Ex Girlfriends

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posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 08:16 PM
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Haha.
Here is an Ex Girlfriend list that I'm sure will get you women all fired up. You can go ahead and suggest your own ex boyfriend list on their site though so don't take it out on me! Page 2 is on there as well.

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posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 08:19 PM
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Unfortunately my last one was a vortex.



posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 08:22 PM
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Oh my, Dyslex can be quit a hassle to break away from.



posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 08:25 PM
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posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 08:25 PM
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That was cool!


I think they forgot CortEx: Ex that always knew everything about you, even things you didn't, nor anyone else in the universe.



posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 09:08 PM
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cool list

let's add to it

"codEx" - the one you could never quite figure out

"tyrannasaurus rEx" - she was downright scary and stomped around looking for food

"bEx" - always has a headache

"hEx" - has you undr their spell


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posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 09:09 PM
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Here is my list as compared to yours...
1.Some men think that they are G-d's gift to women.
2.Some men completely dominate and control their wives.
3.Men are waaay too easy a vacuumn cleaner might do just as well.
4.Call a guy three times a week and that equals to ten times a day
in his mind.
5.A girl gains 5-10 pounds and the guy thinks she's obese.
6.Men always have double standards,it's ok for them to do whatever.
But,if a woman does or acts the same way,it's wrong.
7.There are some men out there that I would rather be gay then to ever
touch them.
8.Some men don't allow their wives to have friends,get friendly with
any neighbors,or go anywhere without them.
A lot of womens problems even start with men...
MENstruation,MENstrual cramps,preMENstrual syndrome,MENopause...
My rant is over



posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 09:36 PM
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MENstruation lol... a guy who whines for seven days straight causing headaches and nausea? ;b

MANdate... a guy who insists on having everything his way? hahaha

nice one.. and i'm a dude too!

EXponential - A lady whom gets increasingly angry at the slightest thing until she finally snaps and starts beating you around the head!

hahahahaha made my day on both sides of the divide! great work!



posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 09:39 PM
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just like the lonely lady who sat in church 5 days a week

and ended each prayer with "aMan"

takes all types eh?



posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 09:40 PM
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lol cool

"Ex-ume - you thought the issues were dead but she just keeps digging them up again and again

ka-boom-splash

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posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 09:45 PM
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Haha those are really good!

*added page two to the OP

I'm going to have to add the new ones on the list

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posted on Nov, 1 2011 @ 10:23 PM
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Haha good stuff. MENtal She cant get me out of her mind.

VEx she was always getting to me.

FLEx. God i miss her
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