ATS Members Are More Like Chinese Than They Think

After my time here at ATS, this story made me immediately think of all the wacky conspiracies here, and false identifications.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! Chinese villagers mistake atrophied ape for alien

This ape made a monkey of Chinese villagers who feared it was a visitor from another world.

Locals panicked when Mao Xiping, a housewife from the village of Gezhai, in Henan province, central China, found the scraggy simian stealing cucumbers from her flat.

She thought it was a harmless rabbit, until she noticed it had an 'alien face' and her neighbours agreed it was like nothing they had ever seen before.

An alarmed Mrs Mao rang police for help. But officers thought she was monkeying around until she trapped the animal and took it to the police station.

She took it in caged in a washing basket and demanded that officers place it under arrest.

Experts were last night examining the malnourished monkey, which was so thin its ribs could be seen through its skin.

The only thing she didn't do is accuse the experts of being government misinformation agents.

Cheers all, and have a good weekend!

about a minute before this was posted, quantum consciousness apparantly kicked in

You cheekily make good points ...except we don't live in a nation where your post would have you executed if it was deemed subversive and you were a non party member.

The chinese are living in a super controlled Police state, where executions are under reported , where there is no freedom apart from working for the state, at super low levels of renumeration.

Yes sounds like the ATS world

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The ape is obviously a false flag for Nirubu/Elenin (since it is Bushs' fault) to pave the way for the Illuminatti to install the NWO.

Wow from the headline i thought this thread was going in a totally different direction ! star and flag for taking me completly by surprise !