A hilarious brand of beer **whats your slogan?**

Originally posted by spaceshrimp

Originally posted by Talltexxxan
Wow! this stuff really goes down smoooooth!

I had a similar idea, something along the lines of : here, have a smooth boner!

This thread is hilarious!

Thanks. I figured this thread would get deleted but I hoped a few people would get a good laugh before it was taken down.

Once again MODS please oh please leave this one up.

Boner Beer.....
The quicker stiffer upper.


You wont be a loaner
after having a good ole Boner

reply to post by AdamAnt



Aliitle bit of a change to yours.
Its not a party unless everyones got a boner in their hand.

I don't always swallow beer, but when I do....I swallow Boners.

- Stay horny my friends

Scene: Handsome guy with beautiful women hanging all over him.....voice over says....
"There's something about a man with a boner...."

Or guy sweaty and dirty coming home from work, heading for the fridge....voice over says:
"At the end of my tough day, there's nothing I look forward to more than a boner"

Felling a little down?
Pop A Boner.

"It's hard to beat a boner"

ok....stopping now!

'with these boners, youre really spoiling us ambassador'

reply to post by Talltexxxan


Bar scene commercial:

Studly man: “There’s nothing I like more than relaxing with a good boner.”

Slacker friend: "So?, you’re gay?"

Studly man runs off scene: "NOOOOOoooooo!"


Slacker friend smiles at the camera: "I get more free beer that way." Hoists the beer to his lips and sighs.

Remember ladies, give your man a Boner.

Throw me a freaking Boner here!

Don't be shy, party with a Boner.

Originally posted by Talltexxxan

Originally posted by dalan.
reply to post by Talltexxxan

 

Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss.

Or Samuel Adams' Cranberry Lambic.

Yum.

Good job reading the whole thread.
face...... meet palm.

I saw everything about the boner.

I simply decided to continue with advertising my favorite beer.

Its very important.

Bonerz...not just for bums.

Bonerz...6 is never enough.

Grab as many Bonerz as you can.

Everybody comes with Bonerz.

Bonerz, the one with full creamy head.

I am so happy this thread is still alive. I win. I freakin win. None of you have any idea what im talking about unless you have the ability to monitor my posts and forums.

And the beer.....well frankly i really have no idea

I asked her if she fancied a stiff one, she smiled and reached out for my Boner!

stick a boner in your mouth?

Bone Her, then grab a real Boner.

After a "hard" day at the office.

Nothing satisfies,like an ice cold boner.





SS

(Ladies Nite) Wrap your lips around a Boner.

I went to see the page from the link in the OP, and I think they found a winner by themselves!

"Hand-made Brew." Aah! Ha!Ha!

Here are mines...

"Boner Beer. Not Star Trek related." ( for those of you old enough to know who's Bones... )

"Boner, a french word meaning Happiness; So you know what you get from a Boner Beer." ( bonheur, almost pronounced the same way as boner... )

"Boner Beer. That yellow drink with the creamy white on top!"

A Sports commercial... "When I play my favorite ball game, I like to have a Boner too."

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Just as a thought; I'm outraged that we can have a Boner in public, but can't breast feed... What gives? LOL


aah... Let's post this, anyway...

reply to post by Talltexxxan


"I need a stiff drink"

Best I could come up with on the fly, apologies for crappiness