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A hilarious brand of beer **whats your slogan?**

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posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 02:48 PM
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Boner beer main page

(Read the whole thread before you post) please

I was talking with a co-worker this morning just "generally chit chatting". And he started talking about a new beer that his cousin is distributing. Its called "Boner" beer. And the second he told me what it was called we immediatly started making up our own slogans for the beer. We have been laughing all day about all the different slogans that we came up with. My question is, can you come up with a simple slogan for this new beer?


Here's one of mine: I love nothing more than an ice cold boner in my hand



note: Oh glorious Mods, please do not delete. You know just as well as I do, this is pretty funny. And we could all use a good laugh in times like these.


~much love~

edit on 22-7-2011 by Talltexxxan because: Disclaimer added for idiots not reading what the pupose of the thread is. ugh

edit on 22-7-2011 by Talltexxxan because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 02:51 PM
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Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss.

Or Samuel Adams' Cranberry Lambic.

Yum.



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 02:52 PM
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How about an off shoot from Budweiser?

This Bones for youuuuuu!




posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 02:54 PM
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Originally posted by dalan.
reply to post by Talltexxxan
 


Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss.

Or Samuel Adams' Cranberry Lambic.

Yum.


Good job reading the whole thread.
face...... meet palm.



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 02:56 PM
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I don't always have fun, but when I do, I prefer to do it with my Boner in hand.



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 02:57 PM
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I think my favorite drinking beer is Fat tire by Belgium Brewery. For a beer with a highly complex Taste and also very tasty, I would recommend trying Rouge brewery's Chipotle Ale.


This boners for you...
edit on 22-7-2011 by mileysubet because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:00 PM
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ok...I got another one...

Scnickers??? No! Boner really satisfies you!

I have a ton of Ideas mixing this beer's name and another Anheuser product called "Busch" I feel I may be banned or even killed by the mods if I post em!



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:01 PM
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WoW people seriously do not read the thread before posting.....

You know your boner is ready, when it turn ice blue....
edit on 22/7/11 by AdamAnt because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:02 PM
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This Boners for you!



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:03 PM
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Its not a party unless there's a Boner



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:03 PM
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It's apparently a Belgian-style Wheat ale so how about:

1.) Boner Beer - a Stiff ale

2.) Have a Boner for the road! (walking of course)



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:03 PM
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Originally posted by AdamAnt
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WoW people seriously do not read the thread before posting.....

You your boner is ready, when it turn ice blue....


HAHAHA! Very nice! you get a star!!
Second time I've laughed all week!



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:03 PM
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Put this Boner to your lips and enjoy



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:04 PM
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Boners are best in morning



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:04 PM
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Wow! this stuff really goes down smoooooth!



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:04 PM
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You know one boner will never be enough...

Share your boner with friends...

For maximum refreshment put your boner in ice...

when life gets you down - reach for a boner
edit on 22-7-2011 by facchino because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:04 PM
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Ok Here are some that I thought of

I love nothing more than sipping the sweet nectar from my Boner
Share your Boners with all your mates
Eight Boners and I am on my back
Boner fits perfectly in your hand, you will love the taste

Hmm ......they are all bad slogans with slight overtones of homer sexual sentiment , oh well at least I tried
take care
edit on 22-7-2011 by maythetruthbeknown because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:07 PM
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Surgeon General Warning: You shouldnt drive with a Boner in your hand.



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:08 PM
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Originally posted by Talltexxxan
Wow! this stuff really goes down smoooooth!


I had a similar idea, something along the lines of : here, have a smooth boner!

This thread is hilarious!



posted on Jul, 22 2011 @ 03:10 PM
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It's Boner time!!

If you've got the time, we've got the Boner. Boner Beer.




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