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(Read the whole thread before you post) please

I was talking with a co-worker this morning just "generally chit chatting". And he started talking about a new beer that his cousin is distributing. Its called "Boner" beer. And the second he told me what it was called we immediatly started making up our own slogans for the beer. We have been laughing all day about all the different slogans that we came up with. My question is, can you come up with a simple slogan for this new beer?

Here's one of mine: I love nothing more than an ice cold boner in my hand


note: Oh glorious Mods, please do not delete. You know just as well as I do, this is pretty funny. And we could all use a good laugh in times like these.

~much love~

reply to post by Talltexxxan


Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss.

Or Samuel Adams' Cranberry Lambic.

Yum.

How about an off shoot from Budweiser?

This Bones for youuuuuu!

Originally posted by dalan.
reply to post by Talltexxxan

 

Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss.

Or Samuel Adams' Cranberry Lambic.

Yum.

Good job reading the whole thread.
face...... meet palm.

I don't always have fun, but when I do, I prefer to do it with my Boner in hand.

I think my favorite drinking beer is Fat tire by Belgium Brewery. For a beer with a highly complex Taste and also very tasty, I would recommend trying Rouge brewery's Chipotle Ale.


This boners for you...

ok...I got another one...

Scnickers??? No! Boner really satisfies you!

I have a ton of Ideas mixing this beer's name and another Anheuser product called "Busch" I feel I may be banned or even killed by the mods if I post em!

reply to post by Talltexxxan


WoW people seriously do not read the thread before posting.....

You know your boner is ready, when it turn ice blue....

reply to post by Talltexxxan


This Boners for you!

reply to post by Talltexxxan


Its not a party unless there's a Boner

It's apparently a Belgian-style Wheat ale so how about:

1.) Boner Beer - a Stiff ale

2.) Have a Boner for the road! (walking of course)

Originally posted by AdamAnt
reply to post by Talltexxxan

 

WoW people seriously do not read the thread before posting.....

You your boner is ready, when it turn ice blue....

HAHAHA! Very nice! you get a star!!
Second time I've laughed all week!

reply to post by Talltexxxan


Put this Boner to your lips and enjoy

reply to post by Talltexxxan


Boners are best in morning

Wow! this stuff really goes down smoooooth!

You know one boner will never be enough...

Share your boner with friends...

For maximum refreshment put your boner in ice...

when life gets you down - reach for a boner

reply to post by Talltexxxan


Ok Here are some that I thought of

I love nothing more than sipping the sweet nectar from my Boner
Share your Boners with all your mates
Eight Boners and I am on my back
Boner fits perfectly in your hand, you will love the taste

Hmm ......they are all bad slogans with slight overtones of homer sexual sentiment , oh well at least I tried
take care

reply to post by Talltexxxan


Surgeon General Warning: You shouldnt drive with a Boner in your hand.

Originally posted by Talltexxxan
Wow! this stuff really goes down smoooooth!

I had a similar idea, something along the lines of : here, have a smooth boner!

This thread is hilarious!

It's Boner time!!

If you've got the time, we've got the Boner. Boner Beer.