how many camels is your girlfriend worth ?

Huh @ you bad, bad men.......smiles

Trading in your wife for camels would soon get on your nerves with all the braying, spitting and hairy armpits.

well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 84 camels, 4 goats and 0 sheep ....


I was hoping for more sheep

Originally posted by sussy
Huh @ you bad, bad men.......smiles

Trading in your wife for camels would soon get on your nerves with all the braying, spitting and hairy armpits.

The camels really aren't much better than that either.

some of you might actually want to take this deal considering the monetary value of a camel. their worth is based off of their hooves, teeth, humps and weight. females are worth more than males because they can breed. based on these, values are between 100 and 1000 dollars. lets say your girlfriend is worth 50 camels, and say each camel is worth $500, that's $25,000!

camels don't nag, have deep personalities, don't talk all the time, and are worth alot of money! the price is right

if dudes trade their gfs for a camel or a load of camels then

what????????????????????????????

reply to post by neo96


one girlfreind will not enable you to cross 100km of desert - 48 camels , 8 goats and 6 sheeep will

reply to post by ignorant_ape


i dont live in a desert do you?

second doesnt either

Hmm, you can't 'hump' a camel..


...Unless you get some chains and wood to build a shed and some device... now that's a little sick

Originally posted by sussy
Huh @ you bad, bad men.......smiles

Trading in your wife for camels would soon get on your nerves with all the braying, spitting and hairy armpits.

My wife doesn't spit. You are on the mark with the other 2 though.

Originally posted by tvtexan
I actually ran this thing using the exact info for my ex-wife, and she wasn't even worth 1 goat!

I

I did mine I am worth 5 camels and five goats, strange considering my age and weight, ha

I would have thought they would have to pay someone to take me.

60 camels, 9 goats and 9 sheep

I could not trade my gal for anything.

I have trained her to be a master camel, goat and chicken thief.

We will rule!

I thought this might be relevant...

A general goes to a remote desert camp to inspect his troops who have been stationed there for many months. After the inspection he approaches the sergeant major with a question.

"These troops have been here for many months now. How do they carry out their, ahem, carnal needs?"

"Well sir" replies the CSM "We tend to use the camel in the corner."

"Interesting..." mumbles the General.

Sure enough later that night the General feels the urge and goes to visit the camel. He pulls up a stool, climbs up and starts going at the rather startled animal.

Just as he reaches the point of no return, the CSM wanders around the corner to be faced with the sight of his commanding officer completing the deed. He approaches the General;

"Did you enjoy that sir?"

"Why yes Sergeant Major" replies the red faced officer "most invigorating".

The CSM scratches his head

"Interesting technique I must say, sir," he says, "Most of the boys just ride the camel to the brothel in town"


Well it made me laugh. I'll get my coat.

Well, mine’s worth:

66 camels, 8 goats and 9 sheep

What I don’t know is if that’s good, bad, or somewhere in the middle - What the...?

And what in hell am I gonna do with all those stupid camels, anyway? They can’t cook, won’t clean, they smell bad, no good in the sack…

Forget it - NO DEAL!

And may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

To the TENTS!

I told my husband about this topic told him how many goats I was worth, his response was, now what would I do with a goat?

LOL I thought is was funny.

Originally posted by Aberrant808
60 camels, 9 goats and 9 sheep

dang why so many camels?

When my wife (girlfriend at the time) was in Egypt maybe 10 years ago, a local bloke offered her father 100 camels for her lol.

The best part was he turned and said to the bloke - "Make it 200 and it's a deal".

Lol, I still chuckle at that story.

Judging by the two "humps" on mine... I'd say a whole freaking ranch full!

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