how many camels is your girlfriend worth ?

if people want to return to a barter ecconomy - you have to know how to calculate the relative worth of dissimilar items , so :

how many camels is your girlfriend worth ?

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This is bad, real bad. But still quite amusing!

Jamie.

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I'll keep my girlfriend thanks! Not looking to hook up with a camel on those lonely nights when surviving, and I hear camels suck at conversation, and they can't cook!

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Not bad. "Doing it" must be more valuable than "cooking" because this seems like a pretty decent trade for mine!!

well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 38 camels, 3 goats and 9 sheep

That seems like a great deal!

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After a rather worthless committee meeting yesterday. Someone spoke up and asked the room, "Did any of you realize that a camel is really just a horse designed by a committee?"

lol 78 camels and a few goats i'd say thats a fair price.

I only trade in goats.

I actually ran this thing using the exact info for my ex-wife, and she wasn't even worth 1 goat!

I wish I would have known about this formula before the divorce hearing!
I think the courts would have been more favorable with me!

She's worth at least 4 heard of camel, but I want some goats, and chickens thrown in with it as well. Thats what she's worth, not saying I would trade her. Is she reading this post>? god I hope not

I set it up based off of my ex....she's not even worth one camel!! Where has this been all my life!?!?

Originally posted by TheRealTruth84
I set it up based off of my ex....she's not even worth one camel!!

Where has this been all my life!?!?

At least we know now.
All we can do is share this wisdom with the young bucks.

Maybe we can help them avoid "Camelgeddon"

43 camels and 2 goats.

What the hell am I supposed to do with all those camels? Seems the long-term upkeep would be significant.

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You should ask yourself how many camels can you earn to make it worth her while to bother staying with sexist like you.

How many camels is my missus worth?

Well she has good teeth, good hips, all her fingers and toes, but has a big mouth and is high maintanance.

You can have her!

But seriously, when I was based in Kenya for a while as a soldier, a man from Nanyuki offered me his daughter for my reeboks.

When I relayed that story to my ex wife, she went looking for my reeboks but could not find them anywhere.

Its a mystery where they went I tell ye.

only .....13 camels, 4 goats and 9 sheep


Ok, going to have to trade in the girlfriend for a better model, just in case SHTF.

Originally posted by thisguyrighthere
43 camels and 2 goats.

What the hell am I supposed to do with all those camels? Seems the long-term upkeep would be significant.

"upkeep"?
I take it you've never been married.

you know in my case the bigger question is...
how many camels is worth to me to keep my wife from finding out about my girlfriend???

If your reading this honey you know I'm just kidding smooches...

Seriously there are places like Time Bank
that let you barter goods and services... a twenty first century barter system

well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 87 camels, 9 goats and 0 sheep

Good gal she is

OMG, says mine is worth zero and I am stuck with her. Buwhahaha!!!

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I took them. Damn that woman was good. Got 20 goats for her afterwards too.

Originally posted by Grimbone
OMG, says mine is worth zero and I am stuck with her. Buwhahaha!!!

Her large adam's apple is a dead give away.
I suggest trying again but give her a neck scarf.